Morning Parties
Bratz
The noise outside the house is huge. Some girls are scared but not me. I’m Barbie and I’m perfect! The Bratz have a reputation for being “popular” with the fraternities if you get my drift. There are even fraternity men at their party. They wear lots of makeup and trashy clothes. I also notice their heads are really huge. I don’t know if they just pledge all the big headed girls who come through recruitment or if something happens to normal headed girls during their ritual. I like my head just the way it is, thanks. So I don’t think I will be coming back here.
Transformers
These girls are a little stiff and robotic acting. They have a reputation for being athletic and they show me some super cool death ray moves where they turn some undesirable PNMs into puddles of goo. This makes them sort of like the Chuck Norris of sororities. Although I think it would be cool to learn skills like this, I’m not sure if I click with these girls and it’s hard to be athletic when you’re always wearing 5 inch heels.
Liddle Kiddles
The Kiddles are all very petite. They come up to my ankle. They have a super cute house, but I am forced to bend over when I am in there and I can’t stand up. I immediately know this will be a problem if I have to live there. I trip over one while I try to shake off a back spasm and end up poking her in the eye with my stiletto. I don’t think I will be asked back to this chapter. I really don’t care since they are middle tier, and I don’t want to have to worry about tripping over my sisters or chiropractic visits from stooping all the time.
Cabbage Patch Kids
This is the ugly fat girl house for sure. Sorry I have to be so
brutally honest, but isn’t that what a retro thread is all about? They all look sort of immature too, almost infant like. No one wants to be a member of Cabbage Patch Kids, and we all can’t wait to leave. We spend most of our time ignoring them since they are quadruple rushing us so we get to munch on their food instead. Because that’s one thing the fat girl sorority has in their favor; they always have lots of really good food.
American Girls
These girls are top tier and preppy but have a serious reputation for hazing. Tent talk is they are really into circling the fat on their pledges. I’m not afraid though since I’m made of injection molded plastic so I am fat free and fabulous. I had a great time here and know I clicked with everyone.
Now it’s time for our lunch break! We’re all starving, but it’s so hard to eat. Midge loves all the houses we’ve visited so far. She’s just that kind of person. So far the
American Girls and the
Transformers are my favorites. But who will we meet this afternoon?
Hybrid Mode
