In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates

[annabella]

You can make a pregnancy album on Facebook if you like. That's fine. BUT INCLUDING SEVERAL SHOTS OF THE THREE PREGNANCY TESTS YOU TOOK (the first two were store brand, then since you didn't believe the store brand you bought the EPT?) AND TAGGING ALL THOSE WHO WERE PRESENT (for conception? or for the test-taking? I'm left wondering) IS. NOT. OKAY.

Ditto AOEForme times a million. You PEED on that, c'mon.

[IlovemyAKA]

Another cousin *sigh*

<mEH>iiS LYK()U KANT SAii FUCK AT SKULL U FUCKiiN FAT ASS.(<hER>)FUCKiiTY FUCK FUCK FUCK(<.

We've told their parents. They're not concerned.

[psychdesire]

Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

Another cousin *sigh*

<mEH>iiS LYK()U KANT SAii FUCK AT SKULL U FUCKiiN FAT ASS.(<hER>)FUCKiiTY FUCK FUCK FUCK(<.

We've told their parents. They're not concerned.

I have a lot of friends that state:

YO I WANT A GRRL WID A PHAT AZZZ AND EAZY ... LETS HVE TX SEX..
or
FUQ BROKE AZZ NECCAS
or
SHYT BITCHES TRYNA PLAY ME TO DA LEFF..

Gosh, if I had an automatic spell check slapper these people would have been slapped numerous times because it is so embarrassing that they get through to their age groups through this type of status chat. Whatever happened to "is having a great day!" or "i just got a 100 on my test." bring these type of statuses back. lol

[JohnnyCash]

Originally Posted by psychdesire

I have a lot of friends that state:

You need new friends.

Anyway, here are some more:

"____________ is having a girly moment I FEEL FAT YO =[ and it doesnt help when mom points it out every 3.5 seconds"

"____________ in souf beach @ mama's hotel studying for my final tomorrow morning :\ blehhh"

"____________ The question: "Do you wanna get blazed?" ... my answer: "No I like powdered doughnuts better, but thank you!" LMAO. My badddd."