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After a weekend of fun, fraternization, frivolity, revelry, drunkeness, womanizing (looking and occasionally touching), I am convinced of a few things.
A) Women love the Bruhs
B) Bruhs can drink much brew
C) Bruhs can eat much chicken
D) Two Ques equal too much testosterone
E) 200 hundred Ques equals many calls to hotel security
F) Old Bruhs get heated when they have discovered that they left their Viagra at home.
G) Strippers work extra hard for their money when the Q's are in town
H) Ques are nasty and the older, the dirtier.
I) Strange women tell you that it makes them moist when we bark
J) Everyone knows to clear the floor when Atomic Dog comes on
K) No one has more enthusiasm than a Que
L) Some Bruhs don't have a dental plan (what's up with that?)
M) Nobody steps like the Sons of Blood and Thunder. Nobody marches like a nasty Q-Dog
N) Bruhs will cuss and talk about getting some p- ---y in a crowded elevator full of old white ladies.
O) Lastly, there ain't nothing better than being an Omega Man!!!
One question:
Why do the Jenny Craig drop-outs wait en-masse at least one hr after the party hoping that the Bruhs will think of them as chicken right off the grill?
Last edited by DoggyStyle82; 04-15-2002 at 12:04 AM.
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