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Originally Posted by Barber Shop
PS. you know how much you pay for that janitor/maid just in case nothing works?
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Here's the plan on that one...
You know that bum who is always picking up your cans you threw in the dumpster after a party? Grab him, give him like two or three dollars an hour and a beer and the cleaning materials and enjoy the time off.
We did that twice when there were no pledges.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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