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Originally posted by justamom
Yes, I can recall it ALL!
10:30 p.m.-"Mom, my stomach is cramping and I want to throw up! Is this labor?"
"I was asleep...how would I know if you're in labor?"
Big help...thanks MOM!
11:30 I'm laying on the cold tile floor in the bathroom, Hubby is asleep and I'm DYING! Sweating buckets and dealing with a HORRIFIC "stomachache".
12:30 "Honey, I think I'm in labor...hey, wake up, I think the baby is ready... GET YOU A$$ OUT OF BED AND TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!"
12:45 "DO YOU HAVE TO HIT EVERY %$!*! BUMP IN THE ROAD?"
1:15 Throw up tonight's dinner outside the hospital--hit the bin!
2:00 "What do you MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNN this
could be false labor!!!!!!!!!!
3:10 last check on SOMETHING that says I don't have to go home.........OK let's get this show on the road!
4:00 GET ME SOME ICE CHIPS.....NOW you S... of a B....!
5:10 DAMN DAMN DAMN, Breathing does NOT help!
I WANT DRUGS....GIVE ME SOME DAMN DRUGS!!!
6:15 BUT I HAVE TO PUSH!!!
6:30 YOU FOCUS you... YOU JERK!
7:00 I AM pushing...
7:09 OH MY BABY! MY BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL...OH THANK YOU GOD, she's so BEAUTIFUL!
#2 literally "popped" out! YES, IT'S WORTH IT!
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LMAO, that is so funny JAM! I showed this to my sister who just had a baby and she got a good laugh, too.
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