Simple questions about Greek Life that annoy you?

[OneTimeSBX]

the first day of our pledging process i stepped outside and onto a piece of wood, spraining the hell out of my ankle...

...so imagine the next day i show up at my parents house on crutches.

mom: i thought you said they werent going to whoop your a**...
dad: yeah, you said you werent into that type of thing.
me: i didnt let them whoop my a**. i let them break my ankle, like Kathy Bates in Misery.