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08-15-2008, 09:00 AM
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4) A Set of Balls for Your Truck
The trailer hitch doppelganger of a pissing Calvin sticker, "Your Nutz" are the ideal vehicle accessory for any guy who decides a V8 Hemi is still a little too subtle. Giving your truck its own set of balls makes a bold statement about the type of life you lead. It says "I'm not afraid to let it all hang out." It says "I've got stones" and "Convention be damned, I do what I want." But most importantly, it tells everyone else on the road to watch out for the asshole in the pickup that spent twenty-five bucks on a fake pair of balls.
So I was driving home from work the other night and the pickup in front of me had these in blue. And then it struck me- aren't blue balls a bad thing? So what is this guy trying to say- that his truck gives him blue balls?
As for bluetooth headsets, the guys I work with all wear these 24-7 and it annoys me to no end. I usually ask them when Scotty is going to beam them up.
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08-15-2008, 09:16 AM
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How are Crocs not on there?
Every dude I ever met with a set of Crocs is a douchbag.
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08-15-2008, 09:22 AM
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Axe Body Spray - My nephew loves the stuff but then he is 12. I guess I'll have to have a talk with his dad.
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08-15-2008, 09:34 AM
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I agree with the Crocs comment. There is a facebook group called, "I dont care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass."
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08-15-2008, 09:59 AM
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I agree with every single post in this thread, and the only reason for Bluetooths is in your car, but be aware that you will still look like a douche and people will laugh at you.
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08-15-2008, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24
I agree with the Crocs comment. There is a facebook group called, "I dont care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass."
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LOL
I'm a member of the facebook group, "everytime a see a kid wearing heelys, I want to trip them"
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08-15-2008, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by WinniBug
LOL
I'm a member of the facebook group, "everytime a see a kid wearing heelys, I want to trip them"
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I would be a member of that group too except my youngest son has a pair of them (our neighbor bought them for him without discussing them with us first). he's had them one week. I see them lasting another before we have to make good on our promise that if he cannot control himself while wearing them then the wheels come out.
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08-16-2008, 01:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WinniBug
LOL
I'm a member of the facebook group, "everytime a see a kid wearing heelys, I want to trip them"
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I've seen more college aged people wearing heelys than I do kids. It is pretty ridiculous when you are in your 20s and wearing sneakers w/ a roller skate thing at the bottom.
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08-15-2008, 01:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24
I agree with the Crocs comment. There is a facebook group called, "I dont care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass."
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I've been in that group for a long time. Over 1,00,000 facebook members can't be wrong...
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08-16-2008, 10:07 AM
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What about the people who buy the spray-on "hair"? It supposedly helps "fill-in" thinning hair.
As for crocks....I finally bought a pair for the garden with the grocery store marked them down to $1.99. I bought them so they would become a mess and my real shoes would stay clean
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08-15-2008, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by aopirose
Axe Body Spray - My nephew loves the stuff but then he is 12. I guess I'll have to have a talk with his dad.
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ughhh I was thinking the same thing... my son is amost 11 and he and his friends LOVE Axe lol ... the teacher had to send a note home last year asking the parents of the boys to please have their sons refrain from wearing anymore Axe to school because it was making her nausiated. lol
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08-15-2008, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by phimu88
ughhh I was thinking the same thing... my son is amost 11 and he and his friends LOVE Axe lol ... the teacher had to send a note home last year asking the parents of the boys to please have their sons refrain from wearing anymore Axe to school because it was making her nausiated. lol
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Omg, the 12 and 13 year old boys at summer camp pilllled that stuff on before the dances. Ew!
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08-16-2008, 07:00 AM
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Axe Body Spray - My nephew loves the stuff but then he is 12. I guess I'll have to have a talk with his dad.
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I think (okay, I hope) we're coming out of the Axe Phase at my house. Each "fragrance" is worse than the next, but that's all my two youngest want me to buy for them. Ugh.
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08-16-2008, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Coramoor
How are Crocs not on there?
Every dude I ever met with a set of Crocs is a douchbag.
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I so agree...
...preeeeetty much sums up how I feel about Crocs, minus teeny tiny ones on super cute kids, people who wear them specifically to get them dirty like in the garden or my American Lit professor who was so awesome that he wore different colored ones every day of the week with khakis and a matching hawaiian print shirt (he was also completely bald and had a white beard down to the middle of his chest, it just worked for him).
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