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Originally Posted by socialite
So basically I'm only allowed to drink it if it "puts hair on my chest?" ...well okay then
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Correct.
Shots of whiskey and tabasco sauce is encouraged. Makes you a man.
Hell, snorting whiskey as a certain now off-campus fraternity use to do is encouraged if you man up to it.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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