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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
I'm a member of an astronomy and physics club, so I've actually met guys that are into astronomy like me, but all of them were fugly, and a few of them were fubar. The guy I'm seeing now is a cutie but wouldn't know a planet unless it appeared on his XBox. 
So, I guess I could have one or the other. I could have a Mr. Hottie who probably thinks the Kuiper Belt is a belt to wear around his waste, or a Mr. Fubar who can tell me that the Kuiper Belt stretches from the edge of Neptune's orbit to about 7 billion miles from the Sun. Or a Mr. Fugly who can debate with me about why Pluto should or should not be one of the nine planets in our solar system.
Hmmm....I'll take Mr. Hottie. 
ETA: He did watch "Mission to Mars" with me though. |
Oh Cheerful... What am I going to do with you...
Some Fugly can be cleaned up, well... If they are fugly on the outside, what are they like on the inside? If they are handsome on the inside, then the fugliness can be cleaned up unless we are talking total birth defects with 12 fingers on one hand et al...
Mr. Hottie could be an asshat on the inside and would that be worth your beautiful intelligent mind? ESPECIALLY when you are keeping both your outsides and insides clean and presentable...
Now if dude is FUBAR'ed, and you are not a plastic surgeon or he is not studying to be one, then welp--you can think like my folks did, "if you marry a frog, you'll have tadpoles"... But sometimes you kiss a frog and he turns into a prince!!!
Maybe a frog prince...
And getting some guys, especially the fugly one's to clean up, is not that hard if you appeal to their vanity and make it a challenge. Like, take for instance, craters on the face, it's usually a combination of issues, but most likely, folliculitis and using poor shaving technique--i.e. dull razors or not sealing that pore. There are other things like what they eat, but for now, just say it's those two things... Get a men's regimen--an the "beauty stores do not have a good men's line" and sometimes its proactiv--personally, I like Mary Kay products and get that stuff cleaned out!!!
If it's jumbled up teeth, well, take him to an orthodontist!!! If it's decaying teeth, he needs to see a dentist...
If it's jumbled up toes--hammertoes, etc. get him a spa pedicure.
And don't be mean about it, just use your wiles of persuasion... LOL...
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