14. Code words for ugly women.
well it's suicide if we call you 'mutt' to your face...now 'handsome'.... hmmm
16. A secret handshake.*
*unless you are in a frat!
18. A recent story with the phrase "So I said to the cop…"
Well, I have this nasty case of DWB....so sometimes.....
Now..let's start with the women!!!
1. 3 and four kids and been on Maury still trying to find the daddy for all of them.
2. A filthy house - You know I have met some very beautiful women, that lived in nice areas whose homes and apts needed not a maid but a sanitation crew.
3. A woman should not be without the ability to cook - No...not being sexist but think about it, if a man is expected to bring home the bacon, he sure as hell don't want you burning it beyond recogition (damn did I mess that up!! LOL) before it hits the plate! Let's go back to the 'pretty women' example...I have met some beautiful women...and they have no skills in bed or in the kitchen...please have one and we can work on the other!
4. Betty Boop or kidsy pocketbooks - Sorry, nothing worse than seeing a 30 to 40 something woman still trying to be a teeny bopper...act your ages...preferably the more mature of the 3 that you told me!
5. Stories that sound like - "Well my ex didn't say.." or "Well my ex didn't do..."
I am not your ex. If you are telling that story, then there is a reason why he is your ex or why you may need to be finding him instead of hanging with me.
6. Annoying perpetually single girlfriends - there is a reason why she is still single and we hope she doesn't rub off on you. If you took note, most of your other friends are married or deep in a relationship and left her (and possibly you) alone for a reason. If she has been a detriment to other relationships of yours as well as hers in the past and Mr. Right comes along, do yourself a favor and make the right choice...
7. Habits more annoying than men - If you can belch or fart louder or cruder than me or any of my friends, refuse to wash with soap and wear deodorant on alternate days because you believe a shower should last past 72 hrs, or use basic hygiene in any kind of way, then we can't even be friends.
8. Long Arsed lists - Notice that I am ending this one here see? Ididn't get to 10. Because we aren't that picky. We can tell you what we need and looking for and be done with it while some of you are nitpicky to no end. So, at eight I am done unless some of my male compatriots wish to add in.
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