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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
At this point, Obama could say the sky is blue and Hillary would challenge his assessment.
Hillary: Shame on Obama for saying the sky in this great nation is blue.
Audience member #1: Um, the sky is blue.
Bob Johnson: Black folks are only agreeing that the sky is blue because Obama is black.
Audience member #2: Um, I'm asian and the guy who agreed is white.
Bill: What Hillary meant to say is that the sky isn't just BLUE, it's AMERICAN sky blue and it's a shame that Obama refuses to acknowledge this fact.
Audience member #3: WTH?
*Hillary hands Bill an Arch Card* Go get a Big Mac and let me handle this. Great Americans, the sky is more than blue. This great sky is blue with OPPORTUNITY!
Audience member #4: Can you explain what you mean?
Chelsea: It's none of your business!
*McCain and his wife rush the stage*
McCain: Blue skies for a hundred years!
C. McCain: I have always loved the blue skies of America!
*Audience collectively roll their eyes and leave*
Rev Wright: You want him to bless the white clouds after they rained on our souls! I say G-D DAMN THE WHITE CLOUDS!
Hannity: SEE, I told you Obama was a muslim!
Caller: Um, Rev. Wright is a Christian pastor.
Hannity: But he HATES America and the ONLY people who hate America are MUSLIMS!
Caller: Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols hated America. They killed Americans and destroyed a government building. Were they muslims?
Hannity: Yes, yes they were! Next caller.
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Funny.
But leave my buddy Hannity out of this.
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