Going to a BBQ...

[OneOneTwo]

I'm going to a BBQ and I'm bringing:
alcohol
burgers
corn-on-the-cob
DEVILED EGGS
ELEVEN people that the people giving the BBQ don't even know.
FAHRVEGNUGEN
GALLONS of RED KOOL AID
HOT DOGS (beef, chicken or turkey NO PORK!!)
Ice Cream and Ice for the drinks
JUICE mixers--orange, cranberry, apple--for the alcohol!
Kids KeWanda,KeLoLo,Keshia,Kevin,Kristral,and the triplettes- Kenietha,Kentavia,and Kevinaletta
Little Homicide
MUSIC
Nashante and Naqueesha, the neighbors, are coming along.
Ol' school music videos
Potato salad
QUES
ribs
salad and soda
TATER CHIPS
a big ol' UMBRELLA just in case it rains (two of them now)
A VOLLEYBALL & VOLLEYBALL NET to work off this good eating
Whipped Cream for the Ques..Ummmmmmm I mean ..For the Ice Cream
X-citement
YOGURT
ZEST
ALUMINUM FOIL for leftovers.
a Big, Bag of (ooey, gooey) Brownies!
Breathe mints
Condoms for those that really do put the whip cream on the ques..
deli trays, again for those who are eating light
ENERGIZER batteries for the toys the QUES going to bring
FRIED CHICKEN!!
GALLONS of GRAPE KOOL AID
HANDSOME SINGLE MEN with no kids and stalker women
INK pens so all my fellow spades and bid whist players can keep score!!!
Jacks for all of the ol' heads in here who have their technique of swooping all ten
of the jacks and still catching the ball.
Ketchup
Line Sisters.
MUGS - cuz we need something to drink out of
NAPKINS
Onion Rings
paper plates, so we can stop eatin' off the napkins.
Quilt
RELISH, RADIO (for the music) and RESERVE BATTERIES
Spearmint Gum
Shrimp (fried, and steamed)
Tables (gotta have something to put all this stuff on)
UNITY and UMOJA
And a Veggie Tray!
WATER BALLOONS & WATER GUNS for the all star WATER FIGHT!!
X-tra clothes, but I'mma be UPSET if you hit me with one of dem water balloons! You know I just got my hair done!
YAMS and ZIPLOC BAGS for take home food
Alphas & AKAs because there simply aren't enough folks participating
My mama's banana pudding cause I love that stuff! Banana pudding
COBBLERS & CHARCOAL TO START THE FIRE

Oh, and we need more DELTA's, see ladies, you know I didn't forget about you. Now if I can just remember to bring that Cheryl Lynn CD...
& some Easter Baskets so the children will go hunting/playing on one side of the park/backyard and stay out of the grown folk's way.