Could you survive without the How Come thread?

[Bamboozled]

HC I just registered with GC, but I'm going to jump right on in here like I've been here forever?
HC I have a dating experience I want to share?
HC it just happened last night?
HC I met this gorgeous dude about two weeks ago?
HC he just relocated from Cali?
HC he had mad excuses off the bat about leaving Cali on short notice, so his car and other necessities hadn't made it yet?
HC I know I can be kinda highfalutin sometimes, so I agreed to go out with him anyhow?
HC since he had no car, I had to pick him up for the date?
HC that is a big no no with me?
So, HC I did anyway and HE asked ME if I wanted to go to the movies?
HC we get in the theater, it's packed, and this fool pulls out a roll of dimes to pay?
HC there was a couple behind me that I knew?
HC they, and everyone behind us in line, saw all this?
HC I was so embarrassed?
HC I realized that I am what I am and that's highfalutin, so I left his broke azz right there at the theater?
HC he really wasn't that far from his house, so I'm sure he had enough change left to make it home?
HC he's been blowing up my phone ever since and I just won't answer?
HC I'm too damn old to be taken out by some dude with dimes?
HC he's 30 and clearly should know better?
HC if he didn't have any money he should have just suggested that we stay in and watch something on cable?
HC I hope some dude is out there reading this and realizes that he should NEVER take a woman out if he doesn't have the means to do so?
HC damn, what if I would have wanted some snacks or something?
HC I really do feel better now?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Bamboozled

HC since he had no car, I had to pick him up for the date?
HC that is a big no no with me?
So, HC I did anyway and HE asked ME if I wanted to go to the movies?
HC we get in the theater, it's packed, and this fool pulls out a roll of dimes to pay?
HC there was a couple behind me that I knew?
HC they, and everyone behind us in line, saw all this?
HC I was so embarrassed?
HC I realized that I am what I am and that's highfalutin, so I left his broke azz right there at the theater?

HC this is the FUNNIEST thing anyone has posted on GC in a hot little minute?
HC I would have had my WTF FACE on --
HC that negro woulda known not to call me AT ALL ever again?
HC leaving Cali so soon does not equate leaving behind a car and only packing ROLLS of DIMES?
HC I am DOUBLED OVER that you LEFT him @ the theater?

HC welcome to GC?

[novella000]

HC I am a good samaritan?
HC I got some of my good deeds "back" today?
HC I was at Svc. Merchandise?
HC there is a liquidation going on?
HC I bought a swinging bench for $39?
HC it was almost $200 regularly priced?
HC anyways...
HC they wouldn't let me leave it so I could find someone to come pick it up for me?
HC an older lady and her two daughters heard me on my phone and offered to help?
HC they were sooooooo sweet?
HC they went 30 miles out of their way to help me, a stranger?
HC when I told her where I lived, I assumed that she lived nearby because she broke out grinning and said "Yes! Yes! That is not far!!"
HC we were far away from my place?
HC I went to the service merchandise that is almost 40 miles away?
HC I didn't feel poorly accepting the favor b/c I assumed that they would take some gas money, and that they didn't live too far from me anyway?
HC the lady and her two daughters followed me in their truck and put the bench on my patio?
HC I asked if I could help them unload their things @ their place, to return the favor?(they bought this HUGE grill, a glass top patio table, and some other misc. items)
HC the lady told me no b/c it would be too far?
HC I got a look on my face?
HC she told me where in town she lives?
HC it's not in town?
HC it's not ANYWHERE near me?
HC she didn't care?
HC that made me feel good?
HC they wouldn't let me give them gas money?
HC I asked if there was something I could do for them?
HC they would only take garbage bags?
HC she said they needed some garbage bags @ home and asked if I had a couple?
HC I buy bulk items, in bulk?
HC I gave her a big ol' box of 120 garbage bags?
HC she took 3 of them out and gave me the box back?
HC she wouldn't take the box?
HC my mama always said "if a person thrice refuses your kindness be kind enough to stop offering"?
HC I'd reached my limit?
HC I will remember those three everytime I sit on that bench?
HC ??
HC they left smiling and waving?
HC they made my day?

HC when you get to feeling like people aren't worth the trouble... they always prove you wrong?

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by Bamboozled
HC I just registered with GC, but I'm going to jump right on in here like I've been here forever?
HC I have a dating experience I want to share?
HC it just happened last night?
HC I met this gorgeous dude about two weeks ago?
HC he just relocated from Cali?
HC he had mad excuses off the bat about leaving Cali on short notice, so his car and other necessities hadn't made it yet?
HC I know I can be kinda highfalutin sometimes, so I agreed to go out with him anyhow?
HC since he had no car, I had to pick him up for the date?
HC that is a big no no with me?
So, HC I did anyway and HE asked ME if I wanted to go to the movies?
HC we get in the theater, it's packed, and this fool pulls out a roll of dimes to pay?
HC there was a couple behind me that I knew?
HC they, and everyone behind us in line, saw all this?
HC I was so embarrassed?
HC I realized that I am what I am and that's highfalutin, so I left his broke azz right there at the theater?
HC he really wasn't that far from his house, so I'm sure he had enough change left to make it home?
HC he's been blowing up my phone ever since and I just won't answer?
HC I'm too damn old to be taken out by some dude with dimes?
HC he's 30 and clearly should know better?
HC if he didn't have any money he should have just suggested that we stay in and watch something on cable?
HC I hope some dude is out there reading this and realizes that he should NEVER take a woman out if he doesn't have the means to do so?
HC damn, what if I would have wanted some snacks or something?
HC I really do feel better now?

HC I am still rolling at the roll of DIMESS??
HC he at least could have had a roll of quarters?
HC OMGoodness, that is the end to be all ends?
HC I would have left his behind too?
HC I WOULD NOT be trying to call someone that left me at the movies?
HC that is a sign that this bruh has problems?
HC I'm still laughing at the roll of dimes?

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Originally posted by novella000
HC I am a good samaritan?
HC I got some of my good deeds "back" today?
HC I was at Svc. Merchandise?
HC there is a liquidation going on?
HC I bought a swinging bench for $39?
HC it was almost $200 regularly priced?
HC anyways...
HC they wouldn't let me leave it so I could find someone to come pick it up for me?
HC an older lady and her two daughters heard me on my phone and offered to help?
HC they were sooooooo sweet?
HC they went 30 miles out of their way to help me, a stranger?
HC when I told her where I lived, I assumed that she lived nearby because she broke out grinning and said "Yes! Yes! That is not far!!"
HC we were far away from my place?
HC I went to the service merchandise that is almost 40 miles away?
HC I didn't feel poorly accepting the favor b/c I assumed that they would take some gas money, and that they didn't live too far from me anyway?
HC the lady and her two daughters followed me in their truck and put the bench on my patio?
HC I asked if I could help them unload their things @ their place, to return the favor?(they bought this HUGE grill, a glass top patio table, and some other misc. items)
HC the lady told me no b/c it would be too far?
HC I got a look on my face?
HC she told me where in town she lives?
HC it's not in town?
HC it's not ANYWHERE near me?
HC she didn't care?
HC that made me feel good?
HC they wouldn't let me give them gas money?
HC I asked if there was something I could do for them?
HC they would only take garbage bags?
HC she said they needed some garbage bags @ home and asked if I had a couple?
HC I buy bulk items, in bulk?
HC I gave her a big ol' box of 120 garbage bags?
HC she took 3 of them out and gave me the box back?
HC she wouldn't take the box?
HC my mama always said "if a person thrice refuses your kindness be kind enough to stop offering"?
HC I'd reached my limit?
HC I will remember those three everytime I sit on that bench?
HC ??
HC they left smiling and waving?
HC they made my day?

HC when you get to feeling like people aren't worth the trouble... they always prove you wrong?

HC That is such a heart-warming story?!
HC People to prove you wrong sometimes, in a good way?!
HC The joys of life?!

[novella000]

mannnn...

HC I can't stand a silly azz mofo?
HC I can deal with silliness for humor's sake?
HC what I can't stand is silliness for drama's sake?
HC this ain't non'a CollegeClub?
HC sometimes folks act like it?
HC take that mess back to CC?
HC fellow SFs?
HC bring it down a notch?

[Bamboozled]

HC thanks for the welcome CrimsonTide4?
HC I'm really looking forward to contributing to the boards?
HC I'm looking forward to it even though I've seemed to ruffle some feathers just with my introduction post?
HC dang, can a sista ask a question?
HC people like that scare me?

HC on to a more important topic?
HC even dime dude is more important?
HC I finally answered his call this afternoon so I could end this once and for all?
HC I let him know in no uncertain terms that his actions just weren't acceptable?
HC I told him that if he wants to retain any sense of dignity, it would be best for him not to call me anymore?
HC he cussed me out and hung up in my face?
HC I cracked up?
HC I was reminded of the scene in Waiting to Exhale when Robin was supposed to be going to the barbecue with ol' boy in the leather vest and he commenced to throwing fruit and cussing her out when she decided not to go?
HC he called her a simple b@#$%?
HC dime dude was not far off from calling me the same?
HC oh well, crazy ... deranged?
HC all my married/attached sisterfriends should thank God that they don't have to deal with this madness that is dating?
HC the next time your mate pisses you off, think of dime dude and just know that you could be dealing with him instead?

[novella000]

Originally posted by Bamboozled
HC thanks for the welcome CrimsonTide4?
HC I'm really looking forward to contributing to the boards?
HC I'm looking forward to it even though I've seemed to ruffle some feathers just with my introduction post?
HC dang, can a sista ask a question?
HC people like that scare me?

HC I had to re-read that like 4 times?
HC I am stooopud?
HC I thought you were talking to me?
HC I was like, "I wasn't talking about HER?"
HC WELCOME!!!
HC yeah, as you said anyways... lol
HC I am enjoying my bench?
HC I just talked to my mom?
HC I told her I was outside?
HC a rainstorm JUST ended?
HC Ma said "YOU ARE GOING TO CATCH YOUR DEATH GUHL!!!"
HC I told her she sounded like HER mother?
HC she LHAO and told me to get inside?
HC it's soooo nice out tonight, after the rain?
HC I love the air after it rains?
HC *sigh*

HC I am gonna go in?


HC I AM ROTFLMAO @ this IM I JUST GOT FROM A FELLOW GC'er?

" looka here binch i don't know who you think you is but i am a G 14 classified VIP GCer up in the hizzouse "

HC I am CTHU!?!?!

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by novella000


HC I AM ROTFLMAO @ this IM I JUST GOT FROM A FELLOW GC'er?

" looka here binch i don't know who you think you is but i am a G 14 classified VIP GCer up in the hizzouse "

HC I am CTHU!?!?!

HC HUH???
HC somefolks should dial 1-800-OPRAHSHOW??
HC I now am CTHU???

[lovelyivy84]

Originally posted by novella000


HC I AM ROTFLMAO @ this IM I JUST GOT FROM A FELLOW GC'er?

" looka here binch i don't know who you think you is but i am a G 14 classified VIP GCer up in the hizzouse "

HC I am CTHU!?!?!

HC Wooooooow!
HC Daaaayumn
HC I know that we shouldn't but please name names!
HC you can't just put something like that out there and not elaborate!

HC GC SF's should know betta than what I see in some threads
HC not you novella
HC some SF's seem to be losing their minds
HC do betta!

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by lovelyivy84


HC Wooooooow!
HC Daaaayumn
HC I know that we shouldn't but please name names!
HC you can't just put something like that out there and not elaborate!

HC GC SF's should know betta than what I see in some threads
HC not you novella
HC some SF's seem to be losing their minds
HC do betta!

HC novella a SF sent that to you?
HC " i don't know who you think you is" sounds like something from The Color Purple?
HC I'm CTFU????
HC If she's in the hizzouse,
looking at the bizzoards,
she might see my pizzosts,
and get mizzad?
HC I sound like I'm at the Source Awards?
HC I mean no harm to anyone, but I think some folks take GC a little too seriously?
HC I had an emotionally draining weekend?
HC I have a headache to top it all off?
HC I wish I was in school because right now I would be on spring break and not at work?
HC I'm glad that my boss and co-workers let me be since I couldn't take someone standing over my shoulder all day, every day?
HC I hate to get ghetto on somebody today (snapping my fingers)?
HC I'm out for nizzow?
HC ?

[Bamboozled]

Originally posted by novella000


HC I had to re-read that like 4 times?
HC I am stooopud?
HC I thought you were talking to me?
HC I was like, "I wasn't talking about HER?"
HC WELCOME!!!
HC yeah, as you said anyways... lol

HC sorry about that Novella?
HC as you've already figured out, I was referencing a different thread?
HC thanks for the welcome!

HC I have a technical question for the more experienced GCers?
HC how do I check my GC email account?
HC is that different from PM?

[STARlight]

Originally posted by Beauty08
HC I'm out like a fat girl play'in dodge ball?????

HC there was a celebrity doge ball tournament
HC I thought about this HC and started cracking up
HC my husband looked at me like I was crazy
HC he has no clue how funny the HC thread is
HC I made my mother read the HC thread
HC she is now addicted to reading it
HC the addiction only took 1 read
HCI am too lazy to use question marks
HC I will be back later to read sommore'

[2DISCRETE4U]

Originally posted by STARlight


HC there was a celebrity doge ball tournament
HC I thought about this HC and started cracking up
HC my husband looked at me like I was crazy
HC he has no clue how funny the HC thread is
HC I made my mother read the HC thread
HC she is now addicted to reading it
HC the addiction only took 1 read
HCI am too lazy to use question marks
HC I will be back later to read sommore'

HC Have yall heard about them trying to ban dodgeball in schools because it gives kids low self-esteem?
HC They were saying that it targets the overweight and untalented kids.
HC That is some ish!!

HC I thought I was going to have a good day until someone slammed the door in my face.
HC I was like 'OH HELL NAH', I mean she couldn't wait 3 seconds and hold the door after she done held it open for another man!
HC Instead I have to swipe my badge and key the code again!
HC It took all my might not to give her a piece of my mind! Count to 10 and breath 2DISCRETE!!....
HC But best believe she got a crazy look when I saw her in the hall waiting for the elevator.
HC She looked down so fast I think I might have scared her.
HC HA HA!!!
HC I should have took the elevator with her just to see how she would have reacted.
HC HEFFA!
HC Sometimes I just want to come up here and
HC Even though this happens almost everyday, I'm glad I can come here and vent!

[lovelyivy84]

HC GC?

HC I was just looking through the oooooold threads
HC there has been some straight comedy up in here!
HC SF's bein real silly someetimes!

HC it struck me that this forum has become a very welcoming place for EVERYBODY to come and chat
HC that makes me

HC my weekend was interesting
HC I dislocated my dang knee
HC oh well, at least I get to stay home
HC I TRIED to go to work, I really did honest!
HC sleet + cructches + getting on the train = hell naw I ain't goin to work!
HC oh well too bad so sad!
HC the weekend was still fun
HC I went a little crazy
HC just a little though
HC I am shaking my head at some of what I did
HC oh well!
HC no harm done!
HC I wouldn't change a thang
HC well except the whole dislocating my knee thing