Fed up with my brothers

[Bill R.]

Originally Posted by deepseaHSC

Our school provides a custodian. Leave them a bottle of liquor and they clean even better.

The most obvious solution in your situation is to get your pledges to do it...that's what they're for.

That's considered as hazing.

Originally Posted by Elephant Walk

There is no way this is true. No way.

Besides...I would think walking around in shoes would dirty up the house more than walking around barefoot? You really asked them to change their diets?

You're right, shoes are dirtier, but smell less. Dirt is the lesser of two evils. My stomach turns when I smell bodies.

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Really?! They laughed?!! In your face?!!!

And you want a carpet smell?

I find it hysterical.

Yes, it smells so fresh so clean.

Originally Posted by gtdxeric

You think your stool don't stink?

And I agree, there's no way this is real.

Not really. I eliminate offensive foods such as broccoli, eggs, beef, and beens from my diet. It may smell a little when I eject the contents from my colon, but once it settles in the toilet water, there is little or no smell. This is NOT the case with my brothers, sometimes the odor lasts up to 20 minutes. Plus they leave brown shit smears at the bottom of the bowl, they don't have the courtesy to do the - courtesy flush.