Okay, I am sure this one has been awarded before, but I am too tired to go through almost 300 posts to check. Plus, like Tom Hanks, some people are so deserving of an award that it bears winning more than once.
Most relatives with GLO affiliations: carnation The carnation nation stands in triumph (they fill the entire balcony section of the theatre). The youngest members continue to promise to attend a university with a Pi Phi chapter. Carnation wants to believe them, but doesn't hold her breath.
And you're right! I'm not holding my breath about any of them going to a school with Pi Phi! Watch all my sons go to those schools and then not my younger daughters.