Chuck Norris's Recruitment Story

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

I'm so sorry. How could Chuck forget such an important detail. Well, after consulting so many threads on the topic on GC, Chuck felt very prepared with my chosen wardrobe. Chuck knew Chuck would want to wear his favorite cowboy boots, spurs, and black rancher hat. Chuck wanted to be remembered and also didn't want to seem like he was trying to be someone he wasn't. Chuck wore a black shirt, as well, as he didn't want to play favorites and accidentally pick a sorority color. While Chuck wanted to wear jeans, he didn't want to seem to cas or anything, so Chuck went with some cute khaki capris.

Chuck knows you're thinking "capris and cowboy boots?" But trust Chuck... it worked.

Also, Chuck wrote his own recs to all of the houses.

WOOHOO!

[sigmadiva]

I'm loving this thread too. Can't wait for more. I agree, this is officially my favorite recruitment thread by far!!!

btw, I love Chuck Norris (the real actor) and I could totally see him going through recruitment like this. This would make a great SNL or Mad TV spoof.