Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[preciousjeni]

Originally Posted by CutiePie2000

When the two of you go off for coffee together, you might as well leave at the same time, instead of "timing it" so that you leave 2 minutes apart. We've all suspected since March 2007 that the two of you are having an affair, so stop insulting our intelligence. Just leave together. Yeesh.

Oh dang!

[Sadfly]

I'm sorry, I thought part of your job was to communicate with your staff. Stay in your office. We do better without you.