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Thread Summary by Macallan:
1. Skylark hates Christmas? Would probably tell me "Happy Holidays" if we met......Macallan would give limp, disinterested handshake and vomit in mouth. Macallan would then give out a sticker saying "It's OK, you can tell me Merry Christmas!!!"
2. Don't take law classes from Jewish law professors. They will nickel and dime your opportunities for meeting times (wait a second...), especially during religious holidays.
3. RACooper is a feisty, pissed off canadian (oops) who probably likes the sound of his own voice......and moose, because he is a canadian (oops) and canada (oops) has lots of moose. RA also disapproves of non-capitalization of words. RA also knows much about the founding of America.
4. RACooper is a Red Tory Monarchist (i.e Socialist, oops, haha). We aren't sure what it means to be a R.T.M., but it sounds like a beer to us American beer drinkers. Be careful though, it might taste like natty ice and sluttiness and......MOOSE...haha, I'm kidding..........but really, it might. If you don't like it, try a Polygamy Porter.
5. RACooper also hates the WWE and it's values. He would gladly talk shit to WWE wrestlers. Seeing RA hit in the face with a chair by the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase after said shit talking would probably unite the earth in harmony, align the planets, and make me laugh for days. I don't even like wrastlin'.
6. Some tree in Wisconsin is called the "Holiday Tree". That's pretty gay. That about sums it up. Good job wisconsin (oops).
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