HOW COME
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what
fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny
spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified
in case of an emergency. I think you should write. A Good Doctor. (THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS)
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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