Alright, here's your solution: Turn straight and marry me. I'll commute to DC every first and third weekend, you commute to Charlotte every second and forth weekend. On months with a fifth weekend, we'll meet at a hotel in Raleigh and see where it leads us. Husband? Oh yeah, I'd totally leave him for you because you're TEH HOT.
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