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Here are some ideas . . . (Some/most of these ideas are not really things that could be 'taken' however if video taped, very funny)
In any store
- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
- Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
- Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
- Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
- Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
- Must successfully Re-dress two manniquiens as you see fit.
- Walk up to complete starngers and say ,"Hi, I haven't seen you in awhile..." and see if they pretend to know you also.
- Play soccer with some friends, using the ENTIRE store as your playing field.
In an elevator of a very expensive store or in an office building
- Smile and grin for a while at someone, then tell him you have new socks on
- Shake hands with everyone getting on and tell them they can call you "Admiral"
- Blow your nose and ask if someone wants to see what treasure is hidden in your Kleanex
- Ask each passenger if you can push the button for him/her
- Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
- Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
- Pay for your dinner with pennies.
- Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
- At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
- Lie about EVERYTHING and make it obvious that you are.
- Ring people’s doorbells and say you’re from Publishers’ Clearing House, telling them they didn’t win a prize.
- At restaurants, eat food off other people’s plates while they stare at you in amazement.
ENJOY -Lea
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