Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

aephi alum · #1 10-11-2007, 08:17 PM

Dude, it was bad enough when you were rolling in at lunchtime every day. Now you're not bothering to show up at all. "Working from home" my ass.

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #2 10-12-2007, 12:01 PM

There is a giant bug on the paper clip holder on my desk. I really want to scream like a little girl and make one of the guys kill it for me. But I think I'm going to have to be a big girl and kill it myself. Yuck, yuck, yuck!!!

Fleur de Lis · #3 10-15-2007, 04:38 PM

Stupid drunk man, quit coming into our store and trying to flirt with the girls half your age. You are creepy! Do you think it's a coincidence that the person you're talking to always gets a phone call??? You could at least buy something every once in a while to play it off. I know you are lonely, but there are better ways to make friends!

Benzgirl · #4 10-15-2007, 05:19 PM

Are you really THAT stupid or is it just an act?

aephi alum · #5 10-17-2007, 08:15 PM

Look. You have an office. With a door. You are one of the maybe 5% of people in this firm who rate a private office with a door.

So when you get on your speakerphone, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR.

AOIIalum · #6 10-18-2007, 07:16 AM

There are so many hours in the day. If you spend two of them complaining, don't come to me asking for more help than I'm already providing.