The most weird or stupid news story you heard today.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by sageofages

The worst part is...I think it is the MANAGER'S fault.

She spilled salt on an open box of burgers and reported it to him. He had her and another co-worker "thump the salt off of" the meat AND LEAVE IT THERE TO BE USED, rather than wasting it and taking the hit on his product ratio. (I was a manager YEARS ago in college).

she was charged with 2nd Degree A Salt and battery

[AlethiaSi]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

she was charged with 2nd Degree A Salt and battery

hardy har har

[AlethiaSi]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070910/...Q5TrCGHh3tiBIF

FLINT TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Some dopey thieves snatched and grabbed several of Sue Austin's seven dwarfs. "I'm thinking it's just some kids," said the Flint Township resident, who is offering a "no questions asked" reward for the return of the statues.

Stolen from Austin's display are Grumpy, a 2 1/2-foot concrete statue, along with Snow White, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey. On Sunday, following an anonymous tip to Austin, Dopey was found in a front yard in nearby Davison Township.
Each statue weighs more than 200 pounds, which might be why the thieves decided to leave behind Sleepy, Happy and Doc, The Flint Journal recently reported.
Austin said she saw a similar display about 10 years ago and liked it so much that her husband bought the statues.
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Information from: The Flint Journal, http://www.mlive.com/flintjournal