I was around 9 years old and visiting Washington DC on vacation w/ Mom & Dad 33. We were sitting in a park eating pizza or something and this girl comes running (or should I say leaping) by, arms outstretched, yelling "Fly like an eagle!!" I of course had no idea what was up with that until much later. This story is much funnier if you know my parents and can picture the disapproving/frightened looks on their faces.
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um... too many to count, one time this kid I went to school with was tripping and was at the house and kept licking the walls because he thought scratch and sniff stickers were on there. most of the time? it's me and my friends being stupid lol.
I was in New Paltz last weekend and this guy came up to us, obviously out of his mind, and said that jesus was dead and he was a prophet. At least I hope he was out of his mind... He looked like Pan from pan's labyrinth though.... eek. lol
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My old rooommate freshman year came home high one night. I was asleep when she got there and she came in loud as you-know-what. I woke up and told her that I didn't appreciate her waking me up out my good sleep by acting like an idiot at the top of her lungs. She stared at me for a second, then got angry and said, "Yeah well....YOUR EAR STINKS!!!"
To this day, she doesn't remember a thing.
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