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Originally Posted by shadowyi
I'd combine all the advice and say that if someone's acting obnoxious in your letters, and obviously wearing them to give LPhiE a bad name, do the brotherhood tests/your equivalent and when he fails them all, ask him (nicely!) to relinquish his shirt.
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Haha........"Um, excuse me sir.......would you mind if I quickly administered some tests to you so I can see if you are a real SAE? Oh, what's that? You aren't one? You found it at goodwill? Oh, well I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for that because you aren't a member of our fraternity. No......really........I'm serious. Take the shirt off and hand it over. Sir......put down the knife. It's just a shirt. I'll go buy you some food.......or how about some money for booze?"