I like when toilet paper hangs

AlexMack · #1 07-25-2007, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Drolefille

I STILL do not understand how pee ends up on a wall in a woman's restroom. The physics do not compute. (And I didn't see any little kids go in there that day)

I'm so baffled. Who is doing this stuff? Is it guys sneaking in? What the hell is going on? Damn toilet pixies, messing up restrooms.
Could they at least write good graffiti or something?

Drolefille · #2 07-26-2007, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by porkfriedrice

I'm so baffled. Who is doing this stuff? Is it guys sneaking in? What the hell is going on? Damn toilet pixies, messing up restrooms.
Could they at least write good graffiti or something?

I swear, I worked the theater that whole evening. It's not a megaplex; that portion of the theater has only two screens and me behind the concession booth. There was no time for a boy to sneak in there! I would have seen him! There wasn't even like a young kid who went in with his mom.

Also baffling, though I didn't deal with this one personally. Pooping on the floor next to the toilet. Again, how do you miss. Are you straddling the seat with one foot in the bowl? Are you somehow facing the wrong direction completely? I have no idea. I know you were close, but close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades... definitely not defecation.

Also, if you poop on the floor... do the world a favor and don't make the minimum wage worker clean it up. I don't care how you clean it up, just do it and then wash your hands.. a lot. Luckily this happened at a zoo where they just so happen to have plenty of shovels designated for that sort of purpose. But still... ewwwww.

ForeverRoses · #3 07-26-2007, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Drolefille

I swear, I worked the theater that whole evening. It's not a megaplex; that portion of the theater has only two screens and me behind the concession booth. There was no time for a boy to sneak in there! I would have seen him! There wasn't even like a young kid who went in with his mom.

Also baffling, though I didn't deal with this one personally. Pooping on the floor next to the toilet. Again, how do you miss. Are you straddling the seat with one foot in the bowl? Are you somehow facing the wrong direction completely? I have no idea. I know you were close, but close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades... definitely not defecation.

Also, if you poop on the floor... do the world a favor and don't make the minimum wage worker clean it up. I don't care how you clean it up, just do it and then wash your hands.. a lot. Luckily this happened at a zoo where they just so happen to have plenty of shovels designated for that sort of purpose. But still... ewwwww.

Okay, this made me laugh so hard, that my boss just came in to check if I was okay.

Infamous12 · #4 07-26-2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Drolefille

I swear, I worked the theater that whole evening. It's not a megaplex; that portion of the theater has only two screens and me behind the concession booth. There was no time for a boy to sneak in there! I would have seen him! There wasn't even like a young kid who went in with his mom.

Also baffling, though I didn't deal with this one personally. Pooping on the floor next to the toilet. Again, how do you miss. Are you straddling the seat with one foot in the bowl? Are you somehow facing the wrong direction completely? I have no idea. I know you were close, but close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades... definitely not defecation.

Also, if you poop on the floor... do the world a favor and don't make the minimum wage worker clean it up. I don't care how you clean it up, just do it and then wash your hands.. a lot. Luckily this happened at a zoo where they just so happen to have plenty of shovels designated for that sort of purpose. But still... ewwwww.

I almost lost my life to the raisin that got stuck in my throat...on account of laughing at the bolded statement.

I am all about the 'hover'. Sometimes I forget that my bathroom at home is MY bathroom at MY home that I clean and I hover there too. Lol. However, I hover with great skill. No sprinkle when I tinkle, or I'll be neat and wipe the seat.

SWTXBelle · #5 07-26-2007, 08:29 AM

Don't ask me how I know this - it is one of those weird facts I picked up somewhere - but apparently some women "hover" - thus leading to pee where it shouldn't be. Can't explain the poop.
Also, sometimes when the toilet flushes water spray ends up on the seat. It's not pee, but looks like it. I hate that. I hate public restrooms, period. And I hate scary U.K. restrooms even worse.

tld221 · #6 07-26-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

Don't ask me how I know this - it is one of those weird facts I picked up somewhere - but apparently some women "hover" - thus leading to pee where it shouldn't be. Can't explain the poop.
Also, sometimes when the toilet flushes water spray ends up on the seat. It's not pee, but looks like it. I hate that. I hate public restrooms, period. And I hate scary U.K. restrooms even worse.

what do you mean "hover?" like to squat? because unless there are toilet seat covers (which get laid down two at a time for me and can make or break a bathroom visit), it will be a cold day in hayle before my azz hits the porcelain (well, the plastic).

other PB deal-breakers: foul odor (clearly) cold water in the faucet, hand dryers vs. paper towels, stall doors that dont shut all the way, and most of all, a WET FLOOR!

Drolefille · #7 07-26-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

Don't ask me how I know this - it is one of those weird facts I picked up somewhere - but apparently some women "hover" - thus leading to pee where it shouldn't be. Can't explain the poop.
Also, sometimes when the toilet flushes water spray ends up on the seat. It's not pee, but looks like it. I hate that. I hate public restrooms, period. And I hate scary U.K. restrooms even worse.

Hell, I've hovered before when a bathroom seems particularly disturbing, but I didn't pee on the wall...

AlexMack · #8 07-26-2007, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

And I hate scary U.K. restrooms even worse.

Do you mean the ones where you pay and then go inside a giant concrete thing?

SWTXBelle · #9 07-26-2007, 11:21 AM

I too have refused to have skin hit the seat when it was disgusting - but I didn't, um, leave a mess.
The scary U.K. bathrooms are the circa 1950 public ones. Yikes! And what is with the wax paper for toilet paper? The first time I pulled out a square of waxed paper from the toilet paper dispenser I was flumoxed. I want to wipe, not wrap a sandwich! My U.K. friend says that's better than the John Wayne paper - rough as hell and doesn't take crap off anyone!

ForeverRoses · #10 07-26-2007, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

I too have refused to have skin hit the seat when it was disgusting - but I didn't, um, leave a mess.
The scary U.K. bathrooms are the circa 1950 public ones. Yikes! And what is with the wax paper for toilet paper? The first time I pulled out a square of waxed paper from the toilet paper dispenser I was flumoxed. I want to wipe, not wrap a sandwich! My U.K. friend says that's better than the John Wayne paper - rough as hell and doesn't take crap off anyone!

This reminds me of when I was little, my Mom would send my Grandparents back in Germany care packages, and she always padded the boxes with rolls of toilet paper and paper towels since the TP that was available (and affordable) was, as you said, John Wayne paper.

As for all public restrooms, does anyone else use a papertowel or a bit of TP to help open the door? I've heard that the doors are actually dirtier than the toilets themselves (from all those wonderful people who don't wash when they are done).