I like when toilet paper hangs

[PM_Mama00]

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX

you think thats bad? mines wont let me keep an extra roll in the bathroom! i usually have one under our sink or in the magazine basket, and it always winds up back in the hall closet on the top shelf...i will never understand the logic in that. i do enjoy when he runs out and asks me to get him a new roll. i usually say no.

You should buy one of those decorative canisters where you can fit 3 extra rolls in. It VERY MUCH comes in handy.

[OmegaPDPrez]

Using a public restroom is a definite In case of an emergency for me. so when i run in and slam the door to 'relieve' myself and see no paper, or all thats left is whatever is glued to the roll, i am stranded.... If no one is there when i yell 'help' I'll go into the next stall....
But, really, never ever use, the hanging paper. always continue pulling until you are sure that whatever you use, hasnt already been 'brushed' by someone else's hand. I just feel that seeing 'some' paper is better than seeing none at all.

[RU OX Alum]

hhahaha, true

some paper is better than none at all

[AlexMack]

Okay TP hangs OVER not under. Under makes zero sense. Where are you supposed to see it to tear it off if it hangs under?

And people...can we please flush toilets after we're done in public restrooms. And not pee on the seat? Two simple concepts. What the hell are these people doing at home?

[OmegaPDPrez]

lol

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by porkfriedrice

Okay TP hangs OVER not under. Under makes zero sense. Where are you supposed to see it to tear it off if it hangs under?

And people...can we please flush toilets after we're done in public restrooms. And not pee on the seat? Two simple concepts. What the hell are these people doing at home?

I STILL do not understand how pee ends up on a wall in a woman's restroom. The physics do not compute. (And I didn't see any little kids go in there that day)

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

I STILL do not understand how pee ends up on a wall in a woman's restroom. The physics do not compute. (And I didn't see any little kids go in there that day)

I'm so baffled. Who is doing this stuff? Is it guys sneaking in? What the hell is going on? Damn toilet pixies, messing up restrooms.
Could they at least write good graffiti or something?

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by porkfriedrice

I'm so baffled. Who is doing this stuff? Is it guys sneaking in? What the hell is going on? Damn toilet pixies, messing up restrooms.
Could they at least write good graffiti or something?

I swear, I worked the theater that whole evening. It's not a megaplex; that portion of the theater has only two screens and me behind the concession booth. There was no time for a boy to sneak in there! I would have seen him! There wasn't even like a young kid who went in with his mom.

Also baffling, though I didn't deal with this one personally. Pooping on the floor next to the toilet. Again, how do you miss. Are you straddling the seat with one foot in the bowl? Are you somehow facing the wrong direction completely? I have no idea. I know you were close, but close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades... definitely not defecation.

Also, if you poop on the floor... do the world a favor and don't make the minimum wage worker clean it up. I don't care how you clean it up, just do it and then wash your hands.. a lot. Luckily this happened at a zoo where they just so happen to have plenty of shovels designated for that sort of purpose. But still... ewwwww.

[SWTXBelle]

Don't ask me how I know this - it is one of those weird facts I picked up somewhere - but apparently some women "hover" - thus leading to pee where it shouldn't be. Can't explain the poop.
Also, sometimes when the toilet flushes water spray ends up on the seat. It's not pee, but looks like it. I hate that. I hate public restrooms, period. And I hate scary U.K. restrooms even worse.