GAME: If I was/were

tld221 · #1 07-22-2007, 12:25 AM

ooh, stingy!

If i were 10lbs of chitlins, i'd probably throw up because i smelled like... well, 10 lbs of chitlins.

If i was a sex toy (oh yes, i took it there, it's after hours)...

PrettyBoy · #2 07-22-2007, 12:28 AM

I would use myself on CG.

If I was a Nupe...

cheerfulgreek · #3 07-22-2007, 04:23 AM

^^^^You pig.

I would ask the Kappa nationals to kick PB out of the fraternity.

If I was the President of the United States....

tld221 · #4 07-22-2007, 06:55 PM

PB you so nasty!

If i was the president, I would bring the troops home, and then i'd resign.

If I was John (head of GC)...

cheerfulgreek · #5 07-23-2007, 01:31 AM

I would ban anyone who trashed cheerfulgreek's threads, and any member who is on her ignore list.

If you were a book that no one wanted to read________________

tld221 · #6 07-23-2007, 09:12 AM

I would just have to sell myself for 50 cents in the "books that nobody really wants but sketchy old folks and bibliophiles" bin. Or show a little page, to entice some young book lover to take me home for the night.

If I was an iPod...

justabeachbrat · #7 07-23-2007, 10:45 AM

I'd ask it where my iPOD is, it ran off somewhere days ago.

If I were a free plane ticket that had to be used today I'd....