Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me... - Page 17

DSTKellie · #**241** 07-10-2007, 01:30 PM

Oh my!!

Infamous12 · #**242** 07-10-2007, 04:05 PM

^^^ Ditto to what my Soror said.

OOhsoflyDELTA#9 · #**243** 07-10-2007, 04:26 PM

DAYUM!!!!...and what my sorors said...

jitterbug13 · #**244** 07-10-2007, 06:25 PM

Mom: Remember when I told you to take the Delta plate off the car I was driving in college? Marquise gave a perfect example of why I asked you to do that.

P.S. You can put it back on the car now since I crossed three years ago.

marquise1911 · #**245** 07-11-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Mom: Remember when I told you to take the Delta plate off the car I was driving in college? Marquise gave a perfect example of why I asked you to do that.

P.S. You can put it back on the car now since I crossed three years ago.

OneTimeSBX · #**246** 07-11-2007, 05:33 PM

dear gas company of virginia.

who the hell can be at home from 8-4 while you decide when to come and fix my gas? i work a 9 to 5. so does he. should i leave my 6 year old home from day care to handle things for mommy and daddy?

and to the company that takes the payments for said gas company:

who the hell takes money orders, amex, diners club and mastercard. and thats it.

who takes diners club and not VISA????

teena · #**247** 07-11-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Months later and this sent me to the floor. Lord Jesus be a fense, a watch dog, a pistol, and ADT system all around me everyday!

*Passes out on office floor*

hehehehe

ShamikaT · #**248** 07-11-2007, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by teena

hehehehe

I knows you ain't laughin' teena weena titties!

jitterbug13 · #**249** 07-11-2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

Why the mad face? She had a regular DST plate (not the legacy one) on the car and at the time, I was driving it (I was still in college). When I did my internship, I stayed on a campus where sorors were on the yard and I did not want to give them the impression that I was a soror. Same goes for when I went back to school (even though they were off the yard at the time). I was taking no chances (and it paid off)!

Your friend on the other hand:

marquise1911 · #**250** 07-12-2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Why the mad face? She had a regular DST plate (not the legacy one) on the car and at the time, I was driving it (I was still in college). When I did my internship, I stayed on a campus where sorors were on the yard and I did not want to give them the impression that I was a soror. Same goes for when I went back to school (even though they were off the yard at the time). I was taking no chances (and it paid off)!

Your friend on the other hand:

The mad face was for her lil 18 year old fast behind. I always tell my high school kidz, leave your Kappa League stuff at home, don't take that on ya yard. This lil girl hates wisdom. I hope they fry her @$$!

1908Revelations · #**251** 07-12-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

The mad face was for her lil 18 year old fast behind. I always tell my high school kidz, leave your Kappa League stuff at home, don't take that on ya yard. This lil girl hates wisdom. I hope they fry her @$$!

Her materials may never make it to the proper destination....who knows?!?!

But seriously that is a shame....I am

that she thinks that is cool. There was a girl in my dorm freshman year who would wear a shirt that said "My mom is a Delta". I think those shirts are cool for the 8 years and younger crowd, but college....not a good look for a interest.

NinjaPoodle · #**252** 07-12-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

.. So enjoy that plate, because that will probably be the only set of greek letters you legally own.

Oh snap...

teena · #**253** 07-12-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ShamikaT

I knows you ain't laughin' teena weena titties!

I've been away....did you ever reveal who you really are?

marquise1911 · #**254** 07-16-2007, 11:58 AM

2 my co-worker: Everyone knows that you're on your way out the door. You earned that pink slip. So why in your last days must you act like a complete azz. I mean really. You lost your job, now you're gonna lose some friends. We know your snitching on er'one to save your behind, but it's a wrap on you! Your mouth sealed your fate. Please I am a gentleman, but I will cuss you into next week if you come at me sideways again.

lil_sunshine · #**255** 07-16-2007, 11:36 PM

Dearest T:

I don't know what your deal is, but if you ask me to do another favor for you to either keep your Section 8 voucher or your food stamps, I'll knock you in to the middle of next year. I don't care if your supervisor told you that you can't take a day off b/c there are only 44 camp days in this summer camp program. You should've been WOMAN enough to tell her that you need to move and need to handle your business so you could do so. But no, you are but a mere child in a 5'8" body and ONLY think about YOURSELF, not anyone else. What a shame......

First off, your triflin' azz tells me to go to your recert appt. for food stamps on my BIRTHDAY, no less. Then you get mad when I don't have all the documents b/c you didn't come to my house to hand them to ME personally. You sent your clepto bro to do your dirty work, which he'd done a half azz job. You know good and dayum well we don't trust him as far as a blind person can see. And then you got nerve to get mad at me b/c I didn't know you sent down a second envelope of documents with the clepto that were needed to complete your recert application. Wench, azz whooping #1 is coming and dat quick!

Then you tell me that your Section 8 voucher is about to expire and I- of all people- need to go to give in all necessary documents to your worker. First, you should've warned me that she was the wench from Hell. Second, you should've made sure that all of the documents you sent me with were signed accurately and up to par. Third, you should've also warned me that she was a perfectionist who would deny your request if you didn't dot your i's and cross your t's. Being that your stuff wasn't up to par on Friday when you first sent me, you have me go again today to hand in your crap. If that weren't enough, the wench from Hell tells me that she won't see me TODAY b/c your appt is for TOMORROW morning @ 9AM!!!!!! And she preferred to complete a Breakdown letter than see me b/c she wanted to leave and go home on time! Now you got your mommy placating me to convince me to go tomorrow morning to this phucking kung fu king office to hand in your documents. Now I'll tell you this, if this crap doesn't go smoothly tomorrow, I'll be handing out azz whoopings as soon as I see you. Oh by the way, you still owe me $40 from when you borrowed money from me to pay your phone bill; for a phone I don't even use!!!!!!!!!! And tell your daddy to get at me too. That nucca owes me $40 too. Let him know I REFUSE to support his beer and nicotine habit any longer. You thought I was a b!@tch earlier and last night when I was yelling at you, you ain't seen nothing yet. I am dirty 30 now, and trust me, my motto of "No bullisht" is in full swing. HOLLA!!!!!