New National IDs/Mark of the Beast is coming....PRAY UP!!

[KAPital PHINUst]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

See, this is why I'm having a hard time taking him seriously. He's got to be trolling. I have too much faith in humanity for this. Really. I do. I keep telling myself that!

But do you have faith in God? That is why all this is unfolding.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Shoot, wasn't everyone getting an SSN Beast Mark-ish enough?

Besides, isn't the Mark of the Beast one of the "markings" of the Tribulation? Isn't the Rapture supposed to happen before that?

Well that depends on if you believe in the Rapture specifically.

Originally Posted by KAPital PHINUst

(at bolded) you obviously didn't [completely] read your own link you posted:

From the Real ID FAQ link posted above, page 2:

[B]

Said RFID tags are not imbeded in your skin, but in an ID card. Many non-scary things use these already. Libraries are totally the antichrist because they use RFID in their books so you don't steal them. You never addressed the fact that your "666" code has nothing to do with Identification. And you probably won't.

Oh and my faith says that you're being rather ridiculous with all this. You can't "save" me so don't bother trying.

[KAPital PHINUst]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

You never addressed the fact that your "666" code has nothing to do with Identification. And you probably won't.

Not to you, anyway.

You can't "save" me so don't bother trying.

You are absolutely correct; I most certainly cannot save you. I might be trying to open your mind and heart, but I am not trying to save you.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by KAPital PHINUst

Not to you, anyway.



You are absolutely correct; I most certainly cannot save you. I might be trying to open your mind and heart, but I am not trying to save you.

More because you can't, because it's code about child support enforcement, not RealID. But thanks for proving the case.

My heart and mind do not need opening by you. I'm quite right with God and the Church.

[KAPital PHINUst]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

More because you can't, because it's code about child support enforcement, not RealID. But thanks for proving the case.

My heart and mind do not need opening by you. I'm quite right with God and the Church.

OK, fine.

Have a blessed day.

[KAPital PHINUst]

There has been several posts on what the Real ID Act is not or what is not involved. But let's hear from you:

What do you think the Real ID Act is and exactly what IS involved or what will come to play once enacted?

[AKA_Monet]

Where am I going and why am I in this basket...

Hayle, Satan did drive by me in a BMW 325i. He was in a hurry, too...

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. How May I serve you..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2002 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our advert's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics.

Dayum!