Old Classics vs the New Hotness

[OneTimeSBX]

old classic: filling out applications after you found a job in person
new hotness: emailing a resume after seeing it on Monster lol

old classic: the dictionary
new hotness: spell check

old classic: a notebook with a lock on it
new hotness: blogs

old classic: oil of olay
new hotness: a facelift.

old classic: wonderbras
new hotness: implants

old classic: baking in the sun for hours
new hotness: spray on tans

[DaemonSeid]

Old Classics: Boy Meets Girl, Boy loves Girl, Girl leaves Boy for another Boy.
New Hotness: Boy Meets Girl, Boy loves girl, Girl leaves Boy for another girl.

[OneTimeSBX]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Old Classics: Boy Meets Girl, Boy loves Girl, Girl leaves Boy for another Boy.
New Hotness: Boy Meets Girl, Boy loves girl, Girl leaves Boy for another girl.

yep, those were the days...lol!

old classics: getting sent out of town when you got knocked up.
new hotMESS: going on maury and telling people you dont know who the hell your baby daddy is!

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX

yep, those were the days...lol!

old classics: getting sent out of town when you got knocked up.
new hotMESS: going on maury and telling people you dont know who the hell your baby daddy is!

Old Classic - having your LP skip because it's scratched

New Hotness - having ur mp3 infect ur pc because it's a bad download.


Old Classic - discussing your rims and sound system on your ride

New Hotness - discussing your lvl 70 WoW character, your CPU and your gfx card