Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

[YardStick]

Here are some movie lines I think are hilarious:

What's Love Got to Do with It

Tina (Singing): OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, SCHOOLHOUSE, CHURCH HOUSE...They call it NUTBUSH.. O NUTBUSH.. NUTBUSH CITY

IKE (cuts her off): Anna Mae what the hell was that... What's the matter, You forgot the words or somethin'.

Tina (replies flippantly): How could I forget the words IKE, I wrote the song.

IKE (as drugged up as he could be): YEAH! YOU WROTE THE GOTD*&N SONG AND NOW YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE GOTD%$N WORDS!!

[YardStick]

I should have had my butt in class, however, here are a couple more scenes I found funny:

LIFE

Ray: We next Claude. We next. You a baseball man Claude. We on Deck!

Claude: On Deck for what Ray!

Ray: That "upper roooooom". You know that upper room they be singing about. The "upper roooooom where Jeee"

Claude: The "upper roooooom"

Ray: If you go before I do, I come to your funeral, I mo just bust in the Mutha&*%^* and go "the UPPER ROOOOOM"


TENACIOUS D: THE PICK OF DESTINY

The MC talking to JB and KG: Satan is not in a guitar pick, he's in your heart. He is that little voice in your mind that says "F*^ # YOU !!" to the people you hate.

[TotallyWicked]

Soul Plane (as they're trying to land the plane)

Mo'Nique: Now look I'm just here to find the little black box so I can wrap my big Black azz around it. Now if I have to ride that tiny, indestructible motherf***** 30,000 feet to safety, trust you'll hear a B!tch screaming 'hi ho silver'. Where's the box?!

Sommore: I don't give a f***, we goin to heaven with one last N**, N**** stay focused!

LMFAOOOO!

I know I shouldn't be watching a movie like Soul Plane but this line cracked me the hell up!