Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[Still BLUTANG]

you are the reason we have a dress code around here. When you leave things to the individual, people come in here looking like halloween. Buy some WORK clothes. Not club clothes that you just happen to wear to work.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

You've blocked Google because we're only supposed to be using the Net for work-related purposes. Yet, Facebook and Greekchat aren't blocked.

[aephi alum]

Disclaimer: This relates to a man who usually takes the same train I do - not to a coworker. But it's the commuter rail, so it's work related, right?

Look. You have the world's worst combover. It's dead obvious, even from a distance, that you just grew some hair out on one side of your head and glued it down over your bald spot or something. A teddy bear glued to the top of your head would look less fake.

It's time to face facts. YOU'RE BALD. Get hair transplant surgery, get a toupee, or live with the male pattern baldness, but get over it - your combover isn't fooling anyone.

[tnxbutterfly]

You folks know we close at 9pm. It is clearly marked on the doors. So why do you insist on waiting till 8:45 to start trying on clothes? Then you pick out like 1000 clothes that you want try on. Are you insane?