This thread is HILARIOUS! How did I miss this? And for the record, I still don't say butt, lie, and piss around my parents. That's a curse word in front of them.
I have the perfect story: About six years ago, we had some friends at the house and we were watching a football game. One the dudes said something like, they need to kick butt. My dad said, "there's no cursing in this house young man." My friend had the most perplexed look on his face. Whew, yeah.
Anyway, you also know you're black when...there are about thirty Bibles all over the house, with that one REAL BIG ONE with the BIG HANDS on the cover.
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