Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

christiangirl · #1 04-01-2007, 03:23 PM

What in THE HELL were you thinking when your know-nothing, probably illiterate self walked in here? You don't just slam down a piece of paper and tell me to go find whatever title's on it. I may be black, but you take that slave ish somewhere else. And you, little miss ignorant: if you don't know the title, the author, what the book's about, or where you heard about it from, but you know that it's blue, then why don't you go home and search bn.com till you look through every blue book we have in stock. When you find it, call me.

1908Revelations · #2 04-01-2007, 03:28 PM

Stop damn calling me on my off day! I didn't come to work for a reason! Stop wasting my text with work stuff!

ziasha07 · #3 04-01-2007, 05:39 PM

I don't want to come back to your effing establishment but I have no choice. I need money for college.

1908Revelations · #4 04-01-2007, 06:02 PM

Mr. Middle School Teacher you are so sexy!!!!!!!

Still BLUTANG · #5 04-03-2007, 01:37 PM

please put on your DAMN shoes. thanks.

LaneSig · #6 04-03-2007, 03:58 PM

Why did I call you "Sweetheart"? Because I don't know your name and your parents would call the principal if I said "You little b****."

AGDee · #7 04-03-2007, 10:52 PM

Do NOT cut your fingernails in my cube ever again.

And if you get a cell phone call, either let it go to voicemail and call them back or go to your cubicle to answer it.

When we're in my cubicle and I'm trying to teach you something, turn your mp3 player OFF.. in fact, take those ear buds out of your ears too. You're at work and I'm trying to converse with you and teach you things.

I'm relieved you're a hard worker and my workload is finally reasonable because you actually work, unlike my last "partner", but some of this crap has to stop or I'm going to go insane.

Still BLUTANG · #8 04-04-2007, 11:18 AM

(((((((((ChristianGirl))))))))))
hugs to you, i work in a library. i know how you feel!

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Originally Posted by christiangirl

What in THE HELL were you thinking when your know-nothing, probably illiterate self walked in here? You don't just slam down a piece of paper and tell me to go find whatever title's on it. I may be black, but you take that slave ish somewhere else. And you, little miss ignorant: if you don't know the title, the author, what the book's about, or where you heard about it from, but you know that it's blue, then why don't you go home and search bn.com till you look through every blue book we have in stock. When you find it, call me.

christiangirl · #9 04-05-2007, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Still BLUTANG

(((((((((ChristianGirl))))))))))
hugs to you, i work in a library. i know how you feel!

Someone who understands!!!! I was commiserating with a BN employee at a store I was visiting allll the way on the other side of the country, and she said SHE gets "the book I need is blue" customers all the time, too! Is every book with a hard to remember title, blue??? lol

Btw, I'm so awesome, I actually found it for her....it's called "Something Blue"

tnxbutterfly · #10 04-06-2007, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by christiangirl

Someone who understands!!!! I was commiserating with a BN employee at a store I was visiting allll the way on the other side of the country, and she said SHE gets "the book I need is blue" customers all the time, too! Is every book with a hard to remember title, blue??? lol

Btw, I'm so awesome, I actually found it for her....it's called "Something Blue"

That is awesome

That was a really good book too.
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I feel like I'm trapped in a really bad after school special. I thought we were all grown-ups here. Instead,I feel like you all are ganging up on me. Tuesday was the last straw. All this could have been solved if you had just told me that the plans had been changed. Instead you did what you wanted and then had the nerve to be surprised that I got upset. Yeah, you're right when you said that it seems like I'm there,but not there. I'm tired of all the fricking drama.

winnieb · #11 04-07-2007, 02:11 PM

You've got to be kidding me-- I am being moved out of my office into a cube! This is complete BS!!! And on top of that, you were afraid to tell me- come on, seriously? You were afraid?
Yes I sat there and said ok, but you better believe I am pissed! I get we need office space, but stick the new person in a cube- dont stick me in the cube where the temps sit! But thank you mr manager for letting me pick which effing desk I want!
Oh and one more thing mr manager, i know we have a rule against ipods in the office- dont think those earbuds wont be continually stuck in my ears. But then again, Im guessing you wont say anything given how you are scared to approach me!

AchtungBaby80 · #12 04-07-2007, 02:14 PM

About 6 times a day I want to yell, "Would. You. Please. Stop. Putting. Paper. In. Trays. Two. And. Three! How many times do I have to tell you that anytime you put paper in any other trays besides 4, the printer jams and *I* have to fix it? What is it about that do you not understand? Yes, I know it runs out of paper faster with only one drawer filled, but guess what? I'm the one who usually deals with it, and even if I don't, it sure isn't YOU so stop it!"

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #13 04-07-2007, 04:17 PM

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Yes, your friend's girlfriend was immature and crazy for calling you up and bitching you out for talking to her boyfriend. However, it is quite unnecessary for you to then proceed to call ALL your friends during work hours to tell them this story. Maybe it's interesting to them because it's the first time they've heard it. However being in the cubicle next to you, I've had to hear this story literally a dozen times between Thursday and Friday, because someone doesn't understand the concept of indoor voices. I keep having to turn my music up louder and louder, but short of blasting out my eardrums, I don't think I'm going to be able to drown out your loud-ass Harpy voice.