To people in general:
-If you have to puke, find a toilet or trashcan, not some ramdom place!
-If you do puke in the toilet, please flush.
-Loose lips, sinks ship!
-My nails are real
-My boobs are real
-MY HAIR IS REAL
-Get the name right, that "A" is pronounced as "and", not "ought".
To the guests at my job:
-When I say I cannot seat you, take my word!
-If I seat you at a table, do not ask for a booth
-If I seat you at a booth, do not ask for a table
-Do not bitch to me about sitting you upstairs, by the kitchen, or by the bathroom. We have to do rotations ya' know.
-Do not have a party of 30 people and expect to be sat within 5 minutes.
-Don't puke in the sink!
To my ex-friends:
-It is not cool to stand up people four consecutive times.
-It is not cool to say "I'm sorry" and then do it again.
-It is certainly not cool to give me no attetion when I give you all of my attention.
-It is not cool to be confused when I get mad at that shit!
-It is not cool, cute, nor funny to pass wind in my car!
-It is not cool to criticize me for being quiet, and then criticize me for talking. WTF???
-I don't give a damn how smart some of you CLAIM to be.
-I don't give a damn how you can screw 15 people within one night.
-It is not cool to make racial and ethnic comments, and then get mad when I say that foreigners can't drive.
-Take some midol or prozac, whatever the f--k that help moods.
To my dad:
-Do you think I actually like it, when you critisize every little thing I do.
-No, I do not think that people of different races are of the devil, so don't make me, just because you do.
-I do not want to major in computer science, thank you very much!
-You can't turn me into a "real" girl, I take absoulutely no interest in dresses, skirts, make-up, and relationships at this point of my life.
To my maternal grandmother:
-Get some help physically.
-Get some help mentally.
-Get some help financially.
-Drop your pride! It is ruining your life. You have lost almost everything you had because of it.
Next it may be your life!
-Why so defensive? If someone looks at you, you're offended. TAKE THAT CHIP OFF YOUR SHOULDER.
-GET OUT OF DENIAL!
-If you can't help yourself, no one else can.
-It is not cool, cute, nor funny to pass wind in my car!
-None of my friends, nor my ex-friends, stole your fur coat!
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