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I love this!
The Cosby Show"
Clair: Let me tell you somthin', Elvin. I am not serving Dr. Huxtable, okay?
Elvin: Okay.
Clair: That's the kinda thing that goes on in a restaraunt. Now I'm gonna bring him a cup of coffee just he brought me a cup of coffee this morning, and that, young man, is what marriage is made of. It is give and take, fifty fifty. And if you don't get it together,and drop these mach attitudes, you are never gonna have anybody bringin' you anythinganywhereanyplaceanytime, EVER! Now, what would you like in your coffee?
Elvin: Maybe I could get you some coffee.
Okay, movies.
Uptown Saturday Night:
Harry Belafonte as Geechie Dan: "I'm gon' check you out good. And if you ain't clean, I'm coming back here and pick up yo liver!"
"Of course if you lyin', the undertaker gon' visit yo relative."
Lilo and Stitch--The big sister says, "At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo says--"Good. You like it cuz it's stinky like you!
Her sister says, "GO TO YOUR ROOOMM!!!!"
Lilo says "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!"
Then they both put pillows over their faces and scream. Too funny!
A Piece of the Action
Ms. Thomas to Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph)-"You have the attention span of a five year old."
Barbara: Time!
Ms. Thomas: What?
Barbara: Time out! Bad mouthin' me about my attention span. I been payin' attention, that's what's wrong. I paid enuff attention to know what's hap-nin'. What's happening is bulls---!...I paid enuff attention to peep yo game, Ms. Thomas.
Ms. Thomas: I beg your pardon?
Barbara: You ain't deaf! I said if we all get jobs, it will blow your game! Yeah, game....
What's happening is I can recognize a poverty pimp when I see one. Now you work hard at your job of helping underprivileged niggas: can you do the work? are you dependable? Isht! Can you do the work? Now you take that back wit yo' tight a$$ back to your 'first-negro-on-my-block neighborhood, and your electric vibrator."
Ms. Thomas(crying): You not gonna get me on no middle class guilt. I went to school, Barbara. I put in my time and I paid my dues! I went to school, Barbara. It was hard work!
Barbara: My a$$ bleeds for you....Now what you need is a man, or somethin'. Whatever gets you through the night!
Ms. Thomas(still crying): That's a terrible thing to say to me. Even to imply such untruth. It's so unfaiirrrr (crying).
Barbara: Oh, you mean like talking about somebody's attention span?
Classic. Just classic.
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Synclaire: "Did you ever stop to think what the world would be like without men?"
Khadijah: "A bunch of fat, happy women, and no crime!"
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