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Originally posted by SoTrue1920
One of my oldest friends has made a hobby out of collecting ghetto baby names. Every once in a while she sends me a list. Here are some from the Fayetteville (NC) Observer birth announcements page:
Rontri Daqaye (boy)
La'Keel Tarique (boy)
Javoris Wrayquan (boy)
Katriel Marquiez (boy)
Lexxus Aaliyah Marie (girl)
Ny'Ri Ne'Shell (girl - apparently her parents like apostrophes)
Destiny Channel (girl) - no, not Chanel. CHANNEL.
Traveon Lavaughney (boy - he won't learn to spell his name until he's 12 at that rate)
Aspen Carolina (girl - okay, it's not ghetto, but she's going to grow up to be a stripper)
TyQuan Nosaj (boy)
Sayvion Isaiah Jaheim
And the winner: The mom's name is Qwensheta. She named her daughter Ke'Avah Jah-Kiyya.
My people, my people.
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Ok, who noticed that TyQuan's middle name is Jason spelled backwards?
Now if people would put that much thought into other aspects or their lives instead of saddling their kids with unpronounceable names, that the poor child needs a MBA to spell.
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