Skit night help!

[WVU alpha phi]

We totally revamped our skit from when I rushed back in 2003. The past couple years we've used "Sorority Night Live" as our theme, based off various SNL skits. The most popular ones have been the cheerleaders, jeopardy (we change the contestants every year to keep it current), and a Night at the Roxbury dance scene. It's really cute and the PNMs love it (our return rate after skit night [girls cut down from 4 to 2 houses for Pref] is usually around 80%). We manage to incorporate Alpha Phi by having the cheerleaders stay stuff like "OMG, I'm so nervous, there's so many good girls here.. look at that one!!" and things like that (obviously not pointing directly to a certain girl) and "how can we get them to come back? the perfect cheer!". For jeopardy, we use two celebrity contestants and an Alpha Phi (who always wins). And for Night at the Roxbury, this year we made it at an Alpha Phi date party, and the two "guys" went up and kept doing all these crazy dance moves around the sisters in the skit, who would then be "rescued" by her other sisters. The skit changes slightly every year but it's still hilarious and a lot of our new girls always tell us that they remember skit night the best at our house.