Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

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Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

I'm guilty of this!! I was really good friends with this woman in grad school. All during grad school she was very skinny. I'm talking about a good size 8/10. After a few years I ran into her and excitedly exclaimed 'Oh, you're pregnant!' She gave me this mean look and said, 'No, I've just gained weight'. She went up to a good size 18. I was like, 'Umm, oh, sorry, so how are you doing?' After that, unless the woman actually says she is pregnant I am not going to assume.