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12-02-2003, 07:56 PM
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one word: renegotiate
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11-30-2005, 11:25 PM
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*bump*
Four years later, I still stand by my original assessment of the Rudolph situation.
Santa: "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Rudolph: "Go **** yourself, fata$$"
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12-01-2005, 12:26 AM
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KR thank you so much for bumping this thread. I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts because I've been laughing so hard.
Rudolph should go into Dave Chappelle mode as Rick James and tell Santa, "Say my name....@#$%"
The elf who wanted to be a dentist should work on his boss with out novacaine.
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12-01-2005, 12:35 AM
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KR, you know I love you, but PUT DOWN THE MARGARITAS!!! You and I both know that, if Rudolph refused, he'd be the new line of Coach purses once the delivery run had been made!!
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12-01-2005, 12:49 AM
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I'd probably get assfaced and try to tag team cupid with my boy blitzen.
You know blitzen got down.
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12-01-2005, 01:22 AM
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By contract, I'd probably have to lead the sleigh, but you could bet the union would hear about it first thing 12/26.
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12-01-2005, 02:23 AM
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If I was Rudoph, I would sue Santa and the reindeers for discrimation because of the red nose. With the money I'll win, I'll get Herbie, Yunkon, the Snowmonster and the King of Misfit Toys to help me run my own toy factory. With the success of that, I'll buy out Santa's shop and he would have to get all of his toys that he has to deliver from me!
It's so ironic that my friend and I talked about this tonight and Mom and I have also talked about this.
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12-01-2005, 02:27 AM
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If I were Rudolf, in one word:
Rhinoplasty.
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12-01-2005, 09:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by James
I would have just filed a complaint against Santa for allowing Hazing. Then they would have shut Santa's House down and expelled all the elves . . .
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I got to say, thats the way to go 
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12-01-2005, 03:28 PM
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Originally posted by KSig RC
I'd probably get assfaced and try to tag team cupid with my boy blitzen.
You know blitzen got down.
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Too funny, lol
If I were Rudolph I would find the food that gave me the worst gas and eat it ALL...
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12-03-2005, 05:59 PM
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I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
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12-03-2005, 07:34 PM
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Hopefully With My Hot Nose, I would place it up some cold asses to get them to thaw!
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12-03-2005, 07:48 PM
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Re: I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
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Oh geez, Carla! Way to make me almost fall out of my chair!
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12-03-2005, 07:54 PM
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Re: Re: I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
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Oh geez, Carla! Way to make me almost fall out of my chair!
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I got it yesterday and immediately thought of this thread. LMAO
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