JHU Sigma Chi "Halloween in the Hood Party"

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by centaur532

My parents are active christians and my mother HATES halloween. Depends where you're from really.

What is an active Chritstian? Social activism or paying dues to Jesus?

I also hate Halloween but can tolerate its antics on occasion.

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

What is an active Chritstian? Social activism or paying dues to Jesus?

I also hate Halloween but can tolerate its antics on occasion.

No, just very involved with their church, that kind of thing. A lot of people say 'I'm a christian' and show up for holiday services.

Also, here is the text from the invite:

OMG RACIST officially invites you to this delightful gaiety in honor of the last day of October, held in the exquisite metropolis paradise that we affectionately refer to as the "mother-f*cking ghetto," aka "the hood" or as I like to call it, "the hiv pit."

Refreshments include Foie Gras, Belgian Caviar, and Cambodian Breast Milk.

Ornate antique bathtubs full of Evian and Perrier will be provided for your bathing pleasure.

Admission to this bonanza is contingent on appropriate accourtrement - regional clothing from our locale is recommended. These include, but are not limited to, fur coats, copious amounts of so-called "bling bling ice ice" grills, hoochie hoops, white Tee's and Air Force Onez.

There will be special "accolades" to those attired in the most conniving and despicable outfits.

OMG RACIST would like you to know that he does not condone or advocate racism, fascism, communism, consumerism, capitalism, terrorism, organism(s), sexism, womanism, jism, or any other -ism's.

For the record, we would like to thank our founding fathers for incorporating the first amendment into the venerable Bill of Rights, and Johnnie L. Cochran for being a true homie and getting Orenthal Simpson, commonly known as OJ, acquitted.

ps we STILL don't discriminate against hoodrats, skig skags, or scallywops.


He then adds two comments to the Facebook invite group page:

Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and all that silly ching-chang-chong talk! I can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!

Interestingly enough I opened my facebook this morning to find that I was a racist. Deep down inside, I've always known I was a racist. From a young and tender age I've harbored a great hatred for my own race: despising the omnipresence of rice, chopsticks, and fish. And then when I was five my mom told me I was a quarter black, and I became a self-loathing blasian. I've been burning crosses and attending rallies ever since. I'd just like everyone to know that I hate all of you. I don't even know you, and I hate you.

[RU OX Alum]

I don't care if halloween offends anyone, even people who believe as I do. If you're offended by halloween in and of itself, you deserve to be.

[JonInKC]

Originally Posted by centaur532

No, just very involved with their church, that kind of thing. A lot of people say 'I'm a christian' and show up for holiday services.

Also, here is the text from the invite:

Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and all that silly ching-chang-chong talk! I can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!

For those who didn't catch it, the part in bold is from Chapelle's show, when he was doing the skit about a black, blind white supremacist.

[PhrozenGod01]

Originally Posted by JonInKC

For those who didn't catch it, the part in bold is from Chapelle's show, when he was doing the skit about a black, blind white supremacist.

Dave Chapelle was funnier, and threw better parties.

[shinerbock]

Hopefully the kid won't have a mental breakdown and go off to Africa.

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by shinerbock

Hopefully the kid won't have a mental breakdown and go off to Africa.

HA!!! He would definitely return with more joke material.