The Grossest Thing Evah...

[OtterXO]

Originally Posted by centaur532

Don't worry, she has nothing better in her pathetic little life than to pull this shit. Now she's actually stalking MY posts, not just BBS'.

So my very old cat (we're talking in her 20s, deaf and blind) caught a rabbit one day and ate the top half, leaving the back legs on the deck. I have no clue how she did it (caught the rabbit, that is). We have 6 cats so I'm used to finding dead rodents and cat puke everywhere, but really...half a rabbit? Come on. Margie's been dead about two years now.
Oh, also, as she got really old she did the nastiest smelling poos in the entire world. They were vile. Now I'm an EMT-I can deal with vomit, urine, blood, sweat, bile etc. But for whatever reason, feces makes me gag. Ugh.

Ewwwwwww...... my cats are only a little over a year and their poo is pretty nasty smelling already....let's hope your cat's issue was an isolated occurence. Speaking of poo, one day one of my kitties had the runs and decided to drag his poo-ey ass all over my carpet and kitchen floor. That was fun to come home to. There was freaking poo everywhere.

BTW, nice editing on the thread. All is right in the world.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by OtterXO

Ewwwwwww...... my cats are only a little over a year and their poo is pretty nasty smelling already....let's hope your cat's issue was an isolated occurence. Speaking of poo, one day one of my kitties had the runs and decided to drag his poo-ey ass all over my carpet and kitchen floor. That was fun to come home to. There was freaking poo everywhere.

BTW, nice editing on the thread. All is right in the world.

Ever feel like beating your head against the wall?

My dog killed a rabbit once.. Major ew, but I'm pretty well numb to animal grossness, I volunteered at a zoo a lot as a teen so I've seen everything (and fed most of it to another animal)

[OtterXO]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Ever feel like beating your head against the wall?

My dog killed a rabbit once.. Major ew, but I'm pretty well numb to animal grossness, I volunteered at a zoo a lot as a teen so I've seen everything (and fed most of it to another animal)

Ew, I used to volunteer at an animal shelter as well and some dogs liked to PLAY in their poo. We'd get there in the morning and there would be a kennel AND dog AND bed AND toys covered in poo. I had no idea dogs could poo that much in one night. SO nasty.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by OtterXO

Ew, I used to volunteer at an animal shelter as well and some dogs liked to PLAY in their poo. We'd get there in the morning and there would be a kennel AND dog AND bed AND toys covered in poo. I had no idea dogs could poo that much in one night. SO nasty.

Yeah I worked in a kennel.... same shit. Literally

[OtterXO]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Yeah I worked in a kennel.... same shit. Literally

Haha.

Oh another gross story, my boyfriend gets gophers in his back yard so he traps them with these weird traps that look like this (below) or they'll ruin the whole yard.



Nasty looking right? Well usually it kills them instantly but sometimes they're still alive when you check the trap and they are PISSED when you pull them out of the hole. So one time this big guy was recently trapped and came out hissing and trying to bite him and my b/f didn't know what to do so he hit it with a shovel. It's insides went everywhere.....so nasty. I refuse to join him outside when he's doing that now.

[AChiOhSnap]

This is more of a funny story (for me) but really gross nonetheless...

A few years ago, my aunt got remarried and had a baby right away with her new husband. She had two teenagers from her previous marriage, both of high school age.

One of her teenagers (my cousin Kristi) was a junior in HS and was getting ready to go to homecoming on the same day that baby Ben had a really nasty case of some kind of stomach thing, which led to horrible diarrhea. So Ben's going through like a diaper every couple hours and my aunt is freaking out because Kristi is being a total brat about homecoming and she's dealing with her sick baby, and her husband is out of town on top of it.

My mom and I went over for homecoming pictures and to help my aunt out and Kristi is sitting there throwing a total temper tantrum -- this girl was seriously bratty, totally popular and totally spoiled by her dad -- about how she's not getting enough attention on homecoming or whatever and my poor aunt is totally fed up. My Aunt yells at Kristi to get off her lazy whiny butt and take out the trash to help her out. Kristi is crying and stomping around and in a huff grabs the trash and takes it outside.

She was walking to the street when her date (meathead football player) pulls up with a bunch of the other kids in the homecoming group. I guess the trash bag wasn't tied well or whatever because at that moment, a diaper slips out of the top and nasty baby poop smears all over Kristi, down her neck, in her hair, and down the front of her dress.

Needless to say, Kristi ended up missing homecoming due to being totally poopy and while the incident didn't really ruin her reputation or anything, she got teased about the incident for the rest of the year. Glad to say that Kristi is a freshman in college now and has ditched the princess attitude and is a really cool girl now, but at the time, I can't say I wasn't laughing.

[kdonline]

Back on the topic of rodent trapping..

Last year, when we discovered mice in our garage, I freaked out because there was NO WAY I wanted to see mice caught in traps. Plus, we have a toddler... I didn't want him to get snapped either.

So I did some searching on the 'net & found this:
www.ratzapper.com

Best $30 we ever spent! We zapped about 6 mice, and we're under control. (I only emptied it once, my husband was usually home to do the job.)

I can't recommend this product more highly. Three of our neighbors bought them too. And I now see from the company's website, that they've branched out to dealers, rather than just selling straight from their site.