StepfordEx-Wife did not finish college the first time. Actually, she barely finished the equivalent of her first year! So, she'd be able to go through rush--how could I forget?
Let's not forget that StepfordEx-Wife was already in a non-NPC sorority her first time around in college!
And I am glad that when I signed in, after lerking for awhile, than no one called me a sockpuppet. A term that I had never even heard of yet alone would think of.