Hair transplants...

AXO Alum · #1 10-16-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kddani

GP and I will be representing all of the non-successful Potential HT's in a class action suit.

I think that that is a great idea. You know, some of us strive for excellence and must make hard choices in order to realize big dreams like hair transplants! I am hoping that my journey for HT will fulfill my desire to realize my big dreams -- and I'm a big girl, so I NEED big dreams!

And t*p - no worries, I haven't heard anything either. My cousin Hickey says that sometimes you have to wait for the good things in life -- like when Wal-Mart does their rollback pricing on important stuff like toilet paper & beef jerky. So I am not losing hope & neither should you, my hairternal sister

Xylochick did contact me today, however. She has video proof that I am in desperate need of an HT, and I think that she can provide this as evidence to several of the salons I am shopping to prove that I could really use HT to fulfill my journey & realize my dreams!

greekalum · #2 10-17-2006, 12:44 PM

AXO Alum, were you a little sister to a toupee society in college? Because that kind of classy association is for sure what JimBob is looking for!! Call him up and let him know if so!

Drolefille · #3 10-17-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by greekalum

AXO Alum, were you a little sister to a toupee society in college? Because that kind of classy association is for sure what JimBob is looking for!! Call him up and let him know if so!

This makes me giggle even though it is oh so wrong.

AXO Alum · #4 10-17-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by greekalum

AXO Alum, were you a little sister to a toupee society in college? Because that kind of classy association is for sure what JimBob is looking for!! Call him up and let him know if so!

OMG!!!! I was DEFINITELY a little sister to the toupee society in college - they wanted to have greek letters (can you just imagine!) so they called themselves Tau Rho Epsilon (TPE) and we called them the TAUpay's since they had to pay for both the toupee's AND the right to wear greek letters.

I never thought about it, but that would most def help me in my journey! I'm going to type some emails - I would never have the courage to call, but I have some HUGE internet balls & will definitely use it to my advantage. My cousin Hickey always says that teh intraweb is the best place to pick a fight since no one knows anyone else on teh intraweb & you can even be banned from a message board & come back with a new username! He just told me if I ever did that, to make sure that I didn't come off "sounding" just like the old persona I was using - otherwise, everyone will figure it out, and no matter how much I protested that the other person wasn't me, that people would just make fun of me because it is pretty easy to figure out. So I would make sure to never do that - it may hurt my journey to fulfill my lifelong dream of shopping to find the right HT salon for me

SydneyK · #5 10-17-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AXO Alum

I have some HUGE internet balls & will definitely use it to my advantage. My cousin Hickey always says that teh intraweb is the best place to pick a fight since no one knows anyone else on teh intraweb & you can even be banned from a message board & come back with a new username! He just told me if I ever did that, to make sure that I didn't come off "sounding" just like the old persona I was using - otherwise, everyone will figure it out, and no matter how much I protested that the other person wasn't me, that people would just make fun of me because it is pretty easy to figure out. So I would make sure to never do that - it may hurt my journey to fulfill my lifelong dream of shopping to find the right HT salon for me

Wow, you really DO have some huge internet balls. I've heard that some of the HT-discussion websites can check the IP address of users and can confirm when banned users reregister under a different name. I'd be scared of never finding the right salon (no, make that, of ANY salon that would take me) if I got found out. HT is too important to me to potentially hurt my chances. I mean, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

I'm so jealous of your confidence. You've got to be the kind of person who is looking into HT for nothing but the right reasons. Soldier on!

tunatartare · #6 10-17-2006, 01:27 PM

Those who brag about the size of their virtual balls have very small ones in real life. I'm just sayin'.

scbelle · #7 10-17-2006, 02:32 PM

You said virtual balls. lol
That's almost as funny as cat porn.

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Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

Those who brag about the size of their virtual balls have very small ones in real life. I'm just sayin'.

AXO Alum · #8 10-17-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SydneyK

I've heard that some of the HT-discussion websites can check the IP address of users and can confirm when banned users reregister under a different name. I'd be scared of never finding the right salon (no, make that, of ANY salon that would take me) if I got found out.

Are you kidding me? They can actually check those things? I thought that was just a ploy to make people think that they were untraceable on teh intraweb! I certainly am concerned about all of this now - I may need to make a few more emails & put on a disguise so no one can find me. Or I could just stir up isht for the fun of it & see where it leads....

But I would never put my dreams on the line like that - my journey is much too important for games. I have to make sure that I can do this for the right reason so that my hairternal sisters will have a soldier to fight for them in this journey.

Xylochick216 · #9 10-17-2006, 07:17 PM

Oh. Em. Gee. AXO Alum, you have HUGE internet balls. You must get a HT soon! Although MY salon is rather exclusive, I have told many other salons about your quest to join them in eternal hairiness. The video definitely helped. You TOTALLY have to keep me up to date and let me know as soon as you have a date set for transplants!!!!!!!

How are our other potential new hairternal sisters doing out there? Any recent developments?!?!?!!

texas*princess · #10 10-17-2006, 07:26 PM

OMG I'm so excited!!!!

Gonzo called me today, and since I have a hairternal sister on the internet helping me out, I think the chances for this one is good!!! They said that they do take new clients but that there is a big process and I need a sponser. I'm going to try to get a sponser, so we'll see!!!

Still no word on Kermit or Miss Piggy, but I'll keep you posted!!!