Desperate Housewives

CutiePie2000 · #1 09-27-2006, 03:26 PM

I think I got the "Hatch" from Richard Hatch from Survivor I.
He, too, is also evil (but unlike Orrin Hodge, Richard Hatch is in jail).

Okay, sorry to be gruesome, but if Orson Hodge killed his wife 6 months ago and dumped her body in the dirt of the Country Club building site, surely there would be nothing left? Decomposition would have been pretty fast?? Eeeewwww

And Lynette's nemesis (the mother of Kayla...I think her name is Amanda. Why am I so bad with names today?...)
Amanda: she reminds me of a trashy Lorelei from "Gilmore Girls".

MysticCat · #2 09-27-2006, 03:32 PM

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Okay, sorry to be gruesome, but if Orrin Hodge killed his wife 6 months ago and dumped her body in the dirt of the Country Club building site, surely there would be nothing left?

Well, there would be something left -- bones, at least, but I'm not sure there would be as much as we saw. Maybe there's a some special TV elemental preservative in the soil? This would be where the willing suspension of disbelief comes in.

And let's leave the Senator from Utah out of it -- Bree is engaged to Orson Hatch.

CutiePie2000 · #3 09-27-2006, 03:38 PM

Orson Hodge...I think I got it straight now...LOL! (You might wanna edit who Bree is engaged too above).

MysticCat · #4 09-27-2006, 03:41 PM

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(You might wanna edit who Bree is engaged too above).

I needed that laugh! See -- now you've got me doing it!

CutiePie2000 · #5 09-27-2006, 03:44 PM

Okay...just so that everyone is CLEAR:

Richard Hatch - evil Survivor I winner.
Orrin G. Hatch - Politician from Utah
Orson Hodge - evil Desperate Housewives character.

MysticCat · #6 09-27-2006, 03:46 PM

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Okay...just so that everyone is CLEAR:
Orrin G. Hatch - Governor of Utah

LOL! Let's see just how convoluted this can get.

Actually, Orrin G. Hatch - Senior U.S. Senator from Utah.

CutiePie2000 · #7 09-27-2006, 03:48 PM

Maybe I should just stop posting while I'm ahead..HA HA HA!!

#8 10-02-2006, 04:42 AM

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Well, there would be something left -- bones, at least, but I'm not sure there would be as much as we saw. Maybe there's a some special TV elemental preservative in the soil? This would be where the willing suspension of disbelief comes in.

They mentioned that the body was well preserved because it was buried in clay, not dirt.

I'm still

at Carlos and Gaby's "baby" ...still, I really hope they get back together.

I'm also curious to see what kind of storyline Julie and Austin (Bree's nephew) will have.

Still BLUTANG · #9 10-02-2006, 10:36 AM

OMG, the wedding reception / delivery was sooo funny on mute. i was on a long phone call and missed most of the dialoge, but hilarious nonetheless.

CutiePie2000 · #10 10-02-2006, 12:02 PM

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They mentioned that the body was well preserved because it was buried in clay, not dirt.

I'm still

at Carlos and Gaby's "baby" ...still, I really hope they get back together.

Yeah, I saw that (about the clay-comment).

And the baby being African-American? They SO stole that from Nip/Tuck. (remember when Gina was supposed to be having Christian's baby?)

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Maybe it was the creepy woman he used to read to in the mental hospital.

ooh...good one. I had forgotten about that.

sdsuchelle · #11 10-02-2006, 07:35 PM

My mom is a 911 dispatcher, and she once got a call about a fight in a delivery room.. it was because the two parents were white, and the baby came out looking African-American. HAHAHA.

BadSquirrelBeta · #12 10-09-2006, 12:25 AM

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And Lynette's nemesis (the mother of Kayla...I think her name is Amanda. Why am I so bad with names today?...)
Amanda: she reminds me of a trashy Lorelei from "Gilmore Girls".

Nora is her name. And I want to strangle her.

#13 10-09-2006, 05:00 AM

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Nora is her name. And I want to strangle her.

For a while it was literally bothering me because I couldn't remember why the hell "Nora" looked so familiar.

In Saved By the Bell: The College Years, she played Zack, Slater, & Screech's kooky actress roommate, Alex!

And if this is how they're writing off John the Gardener Boy, I'm pissed.

AGDee · #14 10-09-2006, 06:45 AM

Is crazy psycho Orson wondering what he's gotten himself into? Does he think that bringing Andrew back is going to help anything?I'm very curious about how that's going to go...

Nora makes me crazy too. It's hard to see Tom even having a one nighter with that woman.

I think they got rid of John that way so that they could get Gabby and Carlos back together? We'll see.

Susan.. will she ever stop making bad choices? I liked her character in season 1. I'm growing tired of her now.

SydneyK · #15 10-09-2006, 09:30 AM

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Nora makes me crazy too. It's hard to see Tom even having a one nighter with that woman.

That same thought has gone through my mind... I have to write it off as either a drunken mistake, or that Tom's life 11?12? years ago simply involved crazy women.

I laughed when Lynette said to Gabby, "I love my life" (or something like it - sarcastically, of course), and Gabby replied, "Ha, I know. I wouldn't trade with you for anything." Then, moments later, Nora was going on and on about how perfect Lynette's life is.

I thought it was a good episode. I'm glad Mike is awake!