I don't like martinis, but if I had to have one, it would be something that did not involve gin and olives, which I hate -- so what would be the point, right?
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Dirty martini with 2 olives. No gin or vermouth, just vodka. I like the flavored martinis as well but I always feel like bartenders try to skimp me on the alcohol and just put a bunch of fruit juice or other ingredients in instead. With a classic martini, I feel like I get my money's worth.