Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[winnieb]

Okay Mr Vice President- I realize you and in waaayyy over your head and you are looking to cya- but don't f--k with me! I will fight back and you will regret it! Don't forget last month you send a "lovely" email to the president implying that I wasn't keeping up on the assignment-- have you forgetten that I responded pointing out that you totally f'ed up the spreadsheet and all your data was skewed! Now today, I walk in and you were on speaker with my boss complaining about me, saying I need to pay closer attention to the same spreadsheet that was in question last month-- well again you jackass, read the mother- f'in spreadsheet and the color key on the first tab-- yellow highlight means i have the paperwork, not that i did anything with it-- so don't complain that i did something with it when i didn't do it!!! Learn your own job before you complain about me! You won't look like such a dumbass! So don't forget dumbass you f' with me- you will regret it!!

[midwesterngirl]

Lady you are a fricking idiot. Are you capable of thinking a thought completely through before you act on it? Number One, you are the moron who installed WHITE cabinetry in a daycare center. Really ,who makes such a moronic choice as that? Children hang out there for twelve hours a day 6 days a week. Did you think the cabinets were going to stay clean? Not to mention that it isn't my fault you are married to a control freak.

Number two, that plant,which is an outside plant by the way, note the piece of lattice trellis that came with it,is going to get knocked over where you insist on putting it. And hey, you know what. I may even accidently do it myself. When it does fall, it is going to hit your precious white cabinets too.

Please leave the decision making to those of us who actually know how to run a business since you are clearly not capable of doing so.

[texas*princess]

You know that episode of Sex & the City when Charlotte is interviewing people to take her place at that museum and then when they find the candidate she doesn't want to leave anymore?

That's what I feel like right now

[AlphaFrog]

STOP F*ing with my Excel formulas. I shouldn't REALLY have to go in and password protect cells to stop you from screwing up my cost sheet!

[Drolefille]

I can HEAR you talking to the person who you're interviewing for MY JOB.

Isn't there something wrong with that?

i wish i could walk around firing people that i know shouldn't be here

[APhi Sailorgirl]

Originally Posted by PoohsHoneyBee

i wish i could walk around firing people that i know shouldn't be here

AMEN! (and the incompetent ones)

I am doing the work of 4 people at the moment, you all are doing the work of one, and poorly at that, please stop whining to me about your "work issues."