Do you STILL have How Comes???

[fatto]

how come thread is 18 pages long?
how come i don't have the time to read it all?
how come women have sooooooooo many how comes?
how come you feel the need to tell your man ALL of your how comes?
how come you don't just ask yourself "how come" before you ask us "how come" to solve some of your "how comes" before you say "hey honey, how come....?"
how come i'm not just getting on the ladies?
how come fellas never ASK how come?
how come we always say "it's because...." like we really know the answer?
how come, as bad a habit as that is, that's one thing i'll never change?
how come i'm tired of t y p i n g no wwwwwwwwwww
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