Funny reasons you may have been cut

[EtaEpsilove]

At my university, there are 17 NPC sororites - so I have LOTS of great stories as to why I may or may not have been cut from certain ones!

I was at sorority ABC during their philanthropy round, and we were making these glittery star things. So, I was talking to the active, and I placed my elbow on the table - directly into a pile of glue. I also somehow managed to stick my gluey elbow into the glitter and stars. I continued to have a conversation with this active while my elbow is dripping with glue and stars. I didn't notice this until about 15 minutes later. She absolutely had to have noticed, but she probably found it too funny and didn't tell me. In this same conversation she had commented on how cute my star was, and to that I replied ( I wasn't trying to be rude, I'm just sarcastic sometimes) ... "oh yeah.. haha, do you ever actually tell anyone if theirs is ugly?"

My other fun getting cut story. And I KNOW this is why I got cut. My aunt was an XYZ at the same university that I attend. However, I was at sorority DEF's second round party (also the house my mother was in). We're talking about places we live on campus (at my school it's popular to live off campus - we don't have houses), and the girl mentions the house she lives in. It's the same house my aunt lived in - 25 years ago! I'm excited, so I tell her how my aunt lived there. She also gets excited and tells another active, "Oh her aunt lived in my house!" Apparently it's a DEF passdown - and like 9 DEF's live in this house. So she asks me if my aunt was a DEF. I told her no, she wasn't, she was an XYZ (in retrospect, I probably shouldn't have brought up the other sorority). Well, this girl flips out, and says, no - only DEF's live in that house. I calmly explain that my aunt went here 25 years ago, so things could have changed. She stares me down and says, no, only DEF's live in that house. If you're aunt lived in that house she had to have been a DEF or she didn't live there. At this point, I just figured I'm not going to win the battle. Needless to say, our conversation was pretty terse after that.